Some of my horrid jokes

What do you call an angle that got rekt?
A rektangle

If I put a red "t" on a t-shirt, would it be considered a red "t" shirt?

Whenver I watch a movie and I see someone lose an arm or something, or get beat up badly, I say, "that must've costed an arm and a leg."

a reply to: lazyfortress

What did the 0 say to the 8?

a reply to: MiddleInitial

I don't know. What did the 0 say to the 8?!

Check out Jimmy Carr. Similar humor. Can't link to it, too racy.

a reply to: MiddleInitial

Watch out, because 7 8 9 ( seven ate nine)....

a reply to: jeramie

"Nice belt!," said the 0.

I think I see why stewardesses won't respond to your emails.

What's the difference between a capitalist, a communist, and an socialist?










Answer: NONE they are all out to get your money.

originally posted by: neo96
What's the difference between a capitalist, a communist, and an socialist?










Answer: NONE they are all out to get your money.

Wow. Even in a thread about humor you had to drag the Pit in here. One might say(as Shatner did) "Get a life".

a reply to: intrepid

The op did say horrid jokes.

Q; Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A; He was f'ing dead.

Did you hear about the carrot that died?

There was a big turnip at the funeral...

a reply to: AbdulAlhazred

Your joke beets mine

a reply to: lazyfortress

Why did Santa only have 7 reindeer on Christmas Eve?

Comet was home cleaning the sink.

What might you call a low-IQ lion?










A leotard.

Picture in your mind a soup factory with a great hot vat of broth, noodles, peas, carrots, whatever. The "main" ingredient has yet to be added...

A worker ties a long cord to the leg of a young chicken, throws the chicken overhand to the far side of the vat, and pulls the chicken back as fast as he can, before the chicken gets scalded.

The soup is now chicken soup. The chicken is now a pullet.

a reply to: schuyler

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That hurts...

What does a cue ball and a mail order bride have in common?













The harder you hit them,the more English they pick up!!

~meathead

originally posted by: intrepid
Check out Jimmy Carr. Similar humor. Can't link to it, too racy.

How are you a a member???

Is this a mandella effect as I could have sworn you used to be a super moderator?

a reply to: lazyfortress

I took my kids to the zoo the other day and the only animal there was a small dog.

shih tzu