Hundreds of Witches Consecutively Curse Stanford Rapist Brock Turner.

From Week In Weird.

On Tuesday night, witches around the world took to their altars to collectively hex Brock Turner, the convicted Stanford University rapist who was only sentenced to six months of jail time. Organized by Iowa native Melanie Elizabeth Hexen, the organized hex began when Hexen and her coven of 13 women saw the lenient sentence given to Turner and decided to take matters into their own hands in order to find revenge for the “outraged and helpless”. Over the course of twelve hours some 600 witches from all over the world had RSVP’d to the event.

People were pretty angry that Brock Turner only recieved a six month sentence for his rape conviction. Now, I don't believe in the power of any religion necessarily, but the power of intention has a weird way of exercising itself. Perhaps these witches can bring about some strange justice.

Here's the curse.

“Brock Allen Turner we hex you.
You will be impotent
You will know constant pain of pine needles in your guts
Food will bring you no sustenance
In water, your lungs will fail you
Sleep will only bring nightmares
Shame will be your mantle.
You will meet justice.
My witchcraft is strong. Our witchcraft is powerful. The spell will work. So Mote it be.”

My only question is...pine needles in your stomach? I've eaten some pine needles in my day and I've lived to tell the tale. Perhaps Brock Turner can whip up a delightful Pine Needle Salad Dressing.

Or maybe he'll drown.

Someone watched The Craft too many times.

a reply to: Atsbhct

Honestly, if they wanted to put a hex on him for some justice they would have prayed for a donkey to **** him in the ***.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Right? Why pine needles, of all things. Why not dirty AIDS needles, at least?

a reply to: Atsbhct

Pine cone maybe. Or a pineapple.

haaang him!!! haha just kidding, but can we hit him with a stick a few times? a thick one..

I thought "hexes" were a myth when it comes to Wiccans? Coulda swore that any spell you cast will also reflect back on you, hence why most witches I know only cast blessings and positive spells.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Maybe whole, and in the stomachs exit lane.

a reply to: Atsbhct


Why not the judge? He is the one responsible for the light sentence. Isn't he?


Boy do some people have an ass backward way of thinking......

a reply to: Slanter

The article doesn't state they're Wiccans, per say, just witches.

a reply to: seeker1963

Why wouldn't they put a curse on the man that actually committed the crime and escaped a fitting sentence?

originally posted by: seeker1963
Why not the judge?

Buckwheats. Buckwheats for everyone.

a reply to: Atsbhct

I believe the pine needles are a referance to the pine needles the victim had in her hair, also her victim impact statement describes how she left trails of pines needles in the hospital, her victim impact statement is worth reading, i cant post it cause windows keeps messing with my computer.

well worth the read.

a reply to: seeker1963

Why not take the time to hex all rapists?

originally posted by: seeker1963
a reply to: Atsbhct


Boy do some people have an ass backward way of thinking......

Yeah it almost dark-age-like, thinking magic is an actual thing.

Castration is more fitting.

a reply to: Slanter

So who "actually" committed the crime? Is there a conspiracy surrounding the case?

a reply to: Atsbhct

That's a confusing delineation... most female Wiccans identify as "Witches." (Can't remember what dudes are... I think its "Warlocks" or some ridiculous thing like that. Dabbled with Wicca in my early teens in the 90s.)

a reply to: Atsbhct

I guess i'm confused what you're actually taking umbridge to here.

a reply to: Slanter

Well I suppose all Wiccans are witches, but not all witches are Wiccans? The article just doesn't say they're Wiccans. You would know more than me on the subject, likely.

What do you think I'm "taking umbrage" towards? Because...I'm not offended by anything going on in this thread? I'm just presenting the article.

Nice young lad wow, i he got away easy from the court .

I don,t think he will be that lucky in the jail they send him to with those baby blue eyes , and being a ringer for Lip on Shameless ;


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