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originally posted by: Bedlam
originally posted by: Snarl
originally posted by: Luuke123
About to enlist. Going to a MEPS in two days. Any tips for me from you vets?
You'll do fine. The experiments they're already lining you up for aren't all that bad.
Where else are you going to get free plutonium shots?
originally posted by: cavtrooper7
WHAT happens when THEY don't get enough volunteers for you clowns to abuse?
THAT'S right they hold something called a DRAFT if not the MARTIAL LAW.
Fights are being picked by our think tanks you better wake up.
originally posted by: SargonThrall
They made you give up dip? Overseas all the soldiers get to do it!
originally posted by: Restricted
When I was in, EVERYBODY smoked. If you weren't a smoker you became one. It was always "Smoke 'em if you got 'em".
originally posted by: Bedlam
originally posted by: Restricted
When I was in, EVERYBODY smoked. If you weren't a smoker you became one. It was always "Smoke 'em if you got 'em".
Cigars for garrison, dip for the field. Like Pops often said, cigars and pipes don't rot your lungs, you can still run when you have to.
You can smell them too far in the wild, though. Dip, not so much. Plus you want your nose working for those SLLS stops.
originally posted by: Bedlam
originally posted by: Miracula2
And quit nicotine. Nicotine dependencies and tests like the ASVAB or SAT's don't mix. Need those neurons firing like they are supposed to do naturally to recall information and make decisions quickly for test.
Well, it's not good for your shooting score.
OTOH, dip makes you a g...m sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.
originally posted by: Miracula2
originally posted by: Bedlam
originally posted by: Miracula2
And quit nicotine. Nicotine dependencies and tests like the ASVAB or SAT's don't mix. Need those neurons firing like they are supposed to do naturally to recall information and make decisions quickly for test.
Well, it's not good for your shooting score.
OTOH, dip makes you a g...m sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.
It makes me sick to my stomach, and dizzy. If I want to be a sexual T-rex I just a couple of Dr. Peppers. Anything with caffeine.