Books for children that never quite made it to publishing

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do Book
6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Alex Was So Bad His Mom Stopped Loving Him
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster, And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Counting - how many "Uncles" stop by when Daddy's at the office?
29. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
30. Bi-curious George
31. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
32. Babar Meets the Taxidermist
33. Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Money from Your Mom's Purse
34. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
35. When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It
36. What's That Dog Doing to the Other Dog?
37. Mr. Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
38. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School

have you heard of any more?-j; )

[edit on 15-1-2005 by Nine Inch Nails]

Originally posted by Nine Inch Nails
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
16. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster, And Other Great Microwave Games
23. Your Nightmares Are Real

LMAO! Geez that was funny. Did u made up that list? Those quoted really made me laugh out loud hehe.

I guess books entitled "Buddy the friendly pyromaniac", "Car-crash games" and "Sweet revenge on your dysfunctionnal familly" wouldn't make it to publishing too lol.

[edit on 15-1-2005 by m0rbid]

Originally posted by Nine Inch Nails
7. Alex Was So Bad His Mom Stopped Loving Him
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
19. You Were an Accident
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?
28. Counting - how many "Uncles" stop by when Daddy's at the office?

^my fav's
heehee. no, i copied it from another site i post on, i wish i were that clever.
it is funny though.
-j; )


[edit on 15-1-2005 by Nine Inch Nails]

lol nine those are funny as hell hilarious find! some of my favorites have to be..

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
12. That's it, I'm Putting You up for Adoption
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your School
31. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
34. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
36. What's That Dog Doing to the Other Dog?
38. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School

1. When daddy hits mommy, it means I love you.
2. Fun games for the playground, I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
3. Why does grandma call me her little bastard?
4. What the Mailman really delivered.
5. Career Day at School in Mommy's "Workin" clothes.
6. Those were your parents special brownies.
7. You can play house too, jump on the bed and make it creak.
8. Don't brush your teeth, after cleaning a toilet.
9. Why your principal likes handcuffs.
10. Getting Detention is for cool kids.
11. Babies like Daddy's whiskey.
12. Daddy's vacation to the state penitentiary.
13. How to mine for little green gold.
14. You can make a goldfish cry.
15. Cat's like to get their teeth brushed too!

-ADHDsux4me

Originally posted by ADHDsux4me
1. When daddy hits mommy, it means I love you.
2. Fun games for the playground, I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
3. Why does grandma call me her little bastard?
5. Career Day at School in Mommy's "Workin" clothes.
9. Why your principal likes handcuffs.
-ADHDsux4me

lmfao! -j; )

#39 Running with scissors, It just seems right
#40 Plastic bags make the best masks! How to make your own!
#41 100 Ways to scare gramps
#42 Your old dog isnt living on a farm, including pics!
#43 Scratch and sniff, fun with strangers!