Welcome to a World of Freemason secrets ( Part 1 )

a reply to: MisterSpock

Is that what they spend membership dues on?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: MisterSpock
My gift from god or from the lodge? I might be able to squeeze both of them in the same picture.

Both. I can always blow the picture up from wallet size to something more impressive.

Hmm, it's starting to all make sense now. All you masons are just a bunch of pervs.

originally posted by: dashen
Is that what they spend membership dues on?

Our lodge usually just goes with the standard line items: Beer and some paper towels to clean up the blood.

originally posted by: dashen
a reply to: MisterSpock

Is that what they spend membership dues on?

Probably, the chocolate looked really expensive, it was fantastic.

originally posted by: MisterSpock
Hmm, it's starting to all make sense now. All you masons are just a bunch of pervs.

Sounds like you could be running the show if you joined.

a reply to: MisterSpock

i scratcheth thy backeth thee scratcheth mine own rampallian?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: dashen
Is that what they spend membership dues on?

Our lodge usually just goes with the standard line items: Beer and some paper towels to clean up the blood.

Bounty or Brawny?

a reply to: dashen

We're frickin' cheapskates, the generic stuff. More money for beer.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

At a convention in Wilhelmsbad in 1782 they made ​​a clean sweep of the Knights Templar traditions and explained that there was no demonstrable relationship between the templars and Masons

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Heathens.
Probably have 1 ply in the loo as well.
How can you mason with a chafed booty?
It aint right.

AugustusMasonicus

I thought you were supposed to drink the blood after a ritual sacrifice? What kind of mason are you?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

i has't many m're pages to cometh

a reply to: Cinanev

There was this moron on here name PanPiper who claimed to know 'the secrets' of Masonry. But he never posted any. Do you actually have some?

originally posted by: dashen
How can you mason with a chafed booty?
It aint right.

It is the price we pay for world domination.

AugustusMasonicus

I remember that guy. He didn't type like he had a vendetta against the letter "O" though. So, obviously, this is a different dude.

originally posted by: CagliostroTheGreat
I thought you were supposed to drink the blood after a ritual sacrifice?

Only if the blood has a high alcohol content.

originally posted by: CagliostroTheGreat
I remember that guy. He didn't type like he had a vendetta against the letter "O" though. So, obviously, this is a different dude.

It's not.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

i doth, i am gonna useth the spiritual, since t seemeth simple men liketh thee arent did teach the trades of charm.

Cinanev must be on to something, otherwise you wouldn't try so hard to derail his thread Augustus.

He's close, really close, to something.

AugustusMasonicus

😕 I have so much to learn.