Bumper Sticker Philosophy

Have you ever seen a bumper sticker that just resonated so much with you, that it stuck in your head for years ?
Sure we all see the odd funny one, or political one, or travel stickers denoting where one has been...but I mean ones that strike a cord a wee bit deeper, and are not soon forgotten.
When I was a young teen, my best friend and I happened upon this bumper sticker among many others in the small town gift/ tourist shop where we lived. To this day, not only do I remember it, but I speak it, and I live it. It was such a simple phrase, but still makes so much sense to me...
EAT RIGHT, LIVE WELL, DIE ANYWAY
I grew up the 70's/80's where it was perfectly fine to eat junk food, fast food 24/7. So at the time..to my friend and I this was hilariously funny. We laughed for days over it. And yet...There is so much truth in there that it's scary.
No matter what you eat, or how much you exercise,or what healthy lifestyle you choose...you can't cheat the inevitable. No matter how many times you choose carrot sticks over that cheeseburger, your heart will quit. Not trying to be morbid, just realistic.
So in times where I doubt whether or not to eat the cheesecake...I always remember this bumper sticker.

Here is the bumper sticker we all need to see...dump trump!
Cheers

AccessDenied

"I brake for kobolds."

I once had one that said:
Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me

a reply to: AccessDenied

Practice Safe Sex and Go F# Yourself

I saw that in a snowboard shop (in Canada of all places!) and had to buy it. How many time I would like to tell somebody that! But we live in a civil society. And there are already enough rude and thoughtless people out there. But the young punk rocker in me still finds that appropriate. It is now on some sound equipment as a reminder:

Live, Love, and Forgive and just don't take it all too seriously.

a reply to: AccessDenied

"If You breed 'em, You feed 'em"...

a reply to: JimNasium

LOL
Along those lines, I had one, that read "I know why animals eat their young". I had it on a magnet on my bumper.
My own son threw it away.

No sense of humor.

i made a "Hiilareah:Runnin' in 2016" and a "Bush 3:16" bumper sticker, but never put it out to market. I thought they were rather funny.

TYpically, bumper stickers are humorous or lame. They are rarely ever insightful. Although good humor can carry thouht patterns that can help lead to insights.

I always yell "YOU CAN'T HUG WITH NUCLEAR ARMS" at people who are real a-holes to me.

originally posted by: TEOTWAWKIAIFF
a reply to: AccessDenied

Practice Safe Sex and Go F# Yourself

I saw that in a snowboard shop (in Canada of all places!) and had to buy it. How many time I would like to tell somebody that! But we live in a civil society. And there are already enough rude and thoughtless people out there. But the young punk rocker in me still finds that appropriate. It is now on some sound equipment as a reminder:

Live, Love, and Forgive and just don't take it all too seriously.

I have seen that bumper sticker ( I live in Canada) and thought it funny. Heard it spoken many a time out loud too ( not directly at me). We Canadians are not always so polite and many of us can fund our beer and back bacon addiction with funds from our swear jar.
Live, Love and Forgive.. Nice one.

"Jesus loves you! (Everyone else thinks you're an a-hole)."

😄 classic.

a reply to: chiefsmom

Please tell me you ate him.

My car was bought used. When I took ownership of the vehicle there was already a bumper sticker on it. The sticker said:

PLEASE FORGIVE ME; I WAS RAISED BY WOLVES

Now, I didn't think much of it. I left it there because it wasn't offensive.

For some reason other people loved it. I'd have people smile and wave and point at the back of my car. I have no idea why. Raised by wolves? Whatever...reminds me of something a mother would say to their child, "What are you, raised by wolves?!"

I don't get how it's funny ...

These days I have a big Illuminati pyramid and eyeball on my back window. I've had a handful of weird looks.



Yes...the same incompetent government you love to bitch about is somehow secretly competent enough to create a NWO! Bwahaha!

a reply to: AccessDenied

I saw this on a thread that was thrown up and quickly closed that I found particularly funny (duplicate)

THE BEARENSTEIN BEARS WILL SET YOU FREE

which is the whole recursion issue of "lather-rinse-repeat" in the first place! Something rather inherently funny in that...

My reply was going to suggest t-shirt, bumper stickers, and handing out flowers to people at the airport. (Hands a flower, and say), "The Berenstein Bears Will Set You Free!"! I offered to be the first disciple but the thread was closed.

I saw a Verizon repair van with an Umbrella Corp. (Resident Evil) logo sticker on it. The guy got out and I said "Umbrella Corporation?" He smiled and said, "Not everyone gets it."

I also like the stick figure family stickers on the window that have a single person or a couple with a lot of dollar signs in place of children.

a reply to: VictorVonDoom

This one is my favorite stick figure

a reply to: bigfatfurrytexan

This is one of my favorites at Zazzle:

NO MORE IGNORANT,

THOUGHTLESS, CLUELESS

MURDEROUS MANIACS NEEDED!

HANG UP & DRIVE!

www.zazzle.com...

Death... No One Will Follow You Into It!

It's A NY Thing....

a reply to: AccessDenied

you can't cheat the inevitable. No matter how many times you choose carrot sticks over that cheeseburger, your heart will quit. Not trying to be morbid, just realistic.

You would rather get heart disease, lung cancer, high blood pressure, diabetes....the list goes on...I don't eat perfect but I would rather be healthy than some person who doesn't care. I don't plan on living very long but I don't want to suffer.

I saw a cool sticker a while ago in my country,South Africa:

THE DRIED TESTICLES OF RHINO POACHERS CAN CURE AIDS.