Gooden Zee Morningz

Hi,



My name is Cleve and I enjoy long walks by the beach. Imma Cancer and love moonlit diners in authentic Italian restaurants with those who really care about proper mid 90's fashion.

I'm 5'11" about 240, not fat, just big bones and festively plump in all the right places. I recently came out of a long term relationship with my uncle, his name is Sam and I've decided to start a new relationship with this community. I like to have fun and have long in depth conversations about the universe and our place in the cosmos. I like cats and wear cardigans and have been described as a sensitive male that meets any need.

I prefer the term making love over sex and am very affectionate....

Wait.....this isn't match.com....DAMMIT

Ok so that's not really me, well, maybe 2 things out of that whole line of poo was correct....can you guess which ones?

I'm an obnoxious old war horse and like John Wayne I drink more than I should, I smoke more than I should. I've traveled the globe and rubbed elbows with those in the know and Ive still found them gullible. I'm looking for intelligent life and this is the last place on earth I'm looking so don't let me down ATS....not to put the pressure on or anything.

I've seen almost everything and some of it unexplained, my sense of humor is a product of that....so if I come off a little brash, nothing personal.....I just can't pass up the opportunity to sound like a 40 year old fat guy who trolls the internet and lives in his moms basement while playing WoW with 10 year old potty mouths.

Other than that I am completely normal....

So....what are you guys doing next Saturday?

originally posted by: BooCrackers
Hi,



My name is Cleve and I enjoy long walks by the beach. Imma Cancer and love moonlit diners in authentic Italian restaurants with those who really care about proper mid 90's fashion.

I'm 5'11" about 240, not fat, just big bones and festively plump in all the right places. I recently came out of a long term relationship with my uncle, his name is Sam and I've decided to start a new relationship with this community. I like to have fun and have long in depth conversations about the universe and our place in the cosmos. I like cats and wear cardigans and have been described as a sensitive male that meets any need.

I prefer the term making love over sex and am very affectionate....

Wait.....this isn't match.com....DAMMIT

Ok so that's not really me, well, maybe 2 things out of that whole line of poo was correct....can you guess which ones?

I'm an obnoxious old war horse and like John Wayne I drink more than I should, I smoke more than I should. I've traveled the globe and rubbed elbows with those in the know and Ive still found them gullible. I'm looking for intelligent life and this is the last place on earth I'm looking so don't let me down ATS....not to put the pressure on or anything.

I've seen almost everything and some of it unexplained, my sense of humor is a product of that....so if I come off a little brash, nothing personal.....I just can't pass up the opportunity to sound like a 40 year old fat guy who trolls the internet and lives in his moms basement while playing WoW with 10 year old potty mouths.

Other than that I am completely normal....

So....what are you guys doing next Saturday?

Welcome!

Now settle down

a reply to: In4ormant

I'll just sit in the corner with my copy of Better Housekeeping and make odd noises when I see something that would look great in my garden or new veranda.....

originally posted by: BooCrackers
a reply to: In4ormant

I'll just sit in the corner with my copy of Better Housekeeping and make odd noises when I see something that would look great in my garden or new veranda.....

Not that settled son. More like......laid back in the recliner with a glass of Macallan and a good cigar.

a reply to: In4ormant

I like you, we can be pals.....

The biggest thing here that is appreciated is, don't try so hard to be impressive. Just be you.
You don't have to impress us, cause you won't. Give the real you and you'll do great.

a reply to: caterpillage

Oh I find it very impressive. Almost...too impressive. Mmmmhmm. Mmmhm. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-

Okay I'll quit that..

a reply to: BooCrackers

Guten morgen, welcome to ATS

a reply to: BooCrackers

Welcome, and your avatar really freaks me out. I've noticed you on here since you joined, I do a lot of reading but not a lot of posting. I think if you browse these forums you'll find there are some worthy intellects around.

a reply to: BooCrackers

Another old vet who drinks too much and posts on ATS.

Maybe we were separated at birth?

hahahaha

Welcome!

Thanks guys.....I may not know everything....but I do know what I can and cannot put in my mouth....

Wait


What I mean is.......I know what smells right to eat and what smells like the mens room at the bus station.......

Um, wait a tick.....

You know what......oh nevermind.....