I'm A 7th Level Demon from the Sirius 6 Dimension, ask me you know anything

Anvuúee 118, 33:04 LK-
I’m a 7th Level Demon from the Sirius 6 Dimension. Let’s make it 7thLDFTS6D from here on out.
I just “woke” up and quickly expanded from my cold cocoon that was buried inside my host, Emmanuel Goldstein. I have been dormant for 1600 years now.
As myself in the pupae stage quickly grew in size and the host was consumed, I regained all knowledge since my metamorphosis began.

Now I have emerged with new wings and a new hunger.
-End Transmission

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A giant snake has been living under the surface of America.
This snake is long
It is going to emerge from the crust as a great dragon. Its wings will open and cities will crumble under them as the giant wings sweep up to the surface, shaking clumps of dirt the size of Rhode Island into the wind.

The Donald is riding on his back and holding a burning sword of fire above his head.
Nascar drivers jump from ramp to ramp all around the dragon’s feet, sometimes slipping off the edges of the ramps and crashing into a fiery death below.
All the while praising the swirling mass of destruction overhead.

I have seen these things to come, if not in your dimension then in Mandella's.

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Ask me anything.
I will lie to you.

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Flowers in the evening always look more alive to me.
They seem to carry the weight of the day
Digitally implanted by sun lasers

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a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein


That was good!!!

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

I'm A 7th Level Demon from the Sirius 6 Dimension...

Hi!

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Thank you and have a nice evening.

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

Yes mate. Logged in just to tell you that was brilliant.

Kind Regards
Myselfaswell

a reply to: Quantum12

a reply to: myselfaswell

Thanks! Just felt like free styling a riff off of ats as it is this week

That is good, that is the kind of cool stuff that I originally found interesting about ATS. Good job

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

Seems to be a common thing this week for all kinds of supernatural beings to come out on ats.

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

Do you identify as a man or woman?

a reply to: DonVoigt

Thanks!

-1 for originality.

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

EmmanuelGoldstein

Another Zionist plot

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

But if you are actually lying about actually lying, wouldn't that mean that you are telling the truth!

Also, if the snake was an Ouroboros, wouldn't it become a haggis?

a reply to: chr0naut

It would only be a sort-of-Haggis, at best. Haggis is sewn shut. With an ouroboros-haggis there would always be a sphinctre.

*shrug*

OK..you are crackers enough to know who blew up the World Trade Center 1 & 2...and 7.
Cheers

originally posted by: Bybyots
a reply to: chr0naut

It would only be a sort-of-Haggis, at best. Haggis is sewn shut. With an ouroboros-haggis there would always be a sphinctre.

*shrug*

I thought it might be tied shut, like when you flip the top of a paper bag over and turn the corners inside out, it seals the bag.

It'd still be like a cross between a haggis and a doughnut. Very American, anyway. You'd probably eat it covered in "Cheez Whiz" and Chilli Sauce.

a reply to: chr0naut

Very American, anyway. You'd probably eat it covered in "Cheez Whiz" and Chilli Sauce.

You'd be right in my case; my Grandmother had a Depression-era chili sauce recipe that would have been awesome on a haggis. You know, by the way, that American chili sauce is different from Latin American "salsa"?

Fact is? It's all about "Avocado-Toast" right now. Coast-to-Coast Avocado-Toast, Baby!



So it would be avocado. Regardless of how it might taste.

Despite being so atomozied? We all eat the same #.

P.S. Wanna trade countries?

a reply to: chr0naut

Would you rather never being able to lie, or never be able to tell the truth?

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

What exactly is a demon in your opinion? At least in your fictional context?


Honestly just curious, considering Freudian archetypes of the personality and whatnot.

Whole thing reminded me of this song.

"I am a 7th density light being . . . "

Does the devil know your wasting your time by posting to forums instead of causing chaos and mayhem..LOL