Funny or crazy things people do while driving...

What funny things have you seen people do while driving?

Example: The other morning I was driving, a guy next to me was shaving!

Example: Two weeks ago I saw a girl curling her eyelashes!

How about you?

a reply to: Quantum12
I've seen a lot of stuff. People singing. People dancing. There are some things I saw that are against T&Cs.

Respond to Quantum12 threads.

True story.

a reply to: eisegesis

LOL your driving!!!

a reply to: Skid Mark

I can only imagine, lol!

a reply to: Quantum12
I have seen a lot of 'aftermath' videos of the results of people doing 'funny' things while driving.

I no longer consider the things being done humorous.

They are stupid decisions that kill people.

Sorry to be a downer on your thread but I am living with the repercussions of someone else's STUPID behavior while driving.

a reply to: stosh64

Thank you kindly for your words!

NVM

a reply to: eisegesis

Lol oh no I will text a tow truck when I turn the corner!

a reply to: Quantum12

Saw a young lady steering with coffee AND sandwich in one hand, phone AND putting mascara on eyes looking in rear mirror....at 40 mph!

And of course....the sex stuff..(ambulance med transport, we ride higher up)

a reply to: mysterioustranger

LOL it was not you was it?

a reply to: Quantum12

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a reply to: Vector99
Thank you that was so funny!

a reply to: Quantum12

I saw two different guys getting a BJ while they were driving.
One of them was me... oops.
My favorite thing to do is text while I am rolling a cigarette. JK, I do them separately.

originally posted by: Vector99
a reply to: Quantum12

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Hey, if the wiper motor goes while you are driving, while it is raining....
I have seen it done, with shoestrings.

a reply to: Quantum12

No...ER runs take too attention to detail. ie: type of er, destination, possible treatment, transport etc...nope, not me. Too busy...but we do have to do a doubletake or two on runs each couple days or so...

What we see up here....!!!!

I was riding with two friends once and we passed this guy in a jeep who had a giant pink women-pleasing device stuck to the steering wheel that he was orally entertaining.

I really thought I was seeing things and when I told my friends they did not believe me. I made him slow down and the guy then had it in his hands and was really going to town on it. He glanced over, saw us laughing and waived his pink, silicone toy at us.

a reply to: Quantum12

I saw a woman glugging from what looked like a bottle of white wine or vodka a couple of weeks ago. We were at a junction and I looked right as the lights changed. There she was, trying to be discreet with the bottle sticking up at 45 degrees over the steering wheel.

Too pissed to care and she might as well have hung a neon piñata from it.

a reply to: Kandinsky
LOL that tops the list for sure. I can't stop laughing. Thank you!!'

a reply to: Quantum12

A more 'family-friendly' one happened last year.

Again...I was stopped at a red light. The car behind pipped the horn and it was a little kid playing around and the mum was laughing.

I beeped back. The kid beeped again so I beeped a couple of times. It was like a Mexican Wave started as all the cars in the queue started beeping their horns too.

For just one minute, everyone forgot about traffic, work or whatever and joined together in having a laugh. It was VERY cool.