The Shed 5

a reply to: zazzafrazz
I shall await! Smacznego! (Why don't Americans figure out a way of saying this, or the Brits)

originally posted by: TrueBrit


In the name of heavy metal, I salute you all.

You're here! You're here! I just knew you would!

This place is so busy now, I might lose you in the shuffle. I just wanted to run up and give you a huge *squishy hug* because I've missed you!!

*sends smoke signals to Night Star* Where in the name of all that is yeasty and sweet are you???????

She's gonna be upset if she misses you.
jacy xoxo

a reply to: reldra

Reldra, my dear, you have no reason to know this of me, but there is one kind of footwear that you will never see me in as long as I live, and that is anything remotely sports related. Combat boots or bunny slippers. There are no substitutes for either of those variations of perfection.

Your order is duly noted ... Coming right up.

originally posted by: reldra

originally posted by: 1984hasarrived
Or all of them, in the same glass :p

a reply to: reldra

Half coffee and half hahlua, or 1 mug of coffee and one of hahlua. Either is fine, 1984.

originally posted by: TrueBrit
In the name of all that glints in moonlight, all that shimmers under the gaze of the Daystar, I greet this new Shed in the same way I greeted the old one. That is to say, with every steel fibre of my sinew, every pulse of mercury in my viens, every iron bone in my body.

In the name of heavy metal, I salute you all.

For those that are about to do something or another, well done.

a reply to: TrueBrit

I am well.
I am better than I have been in what.... 8? 10 years??

The "Golden Milk" recipe I mentioned before... (turmeric and stuff) I swear bro... I swear that it has given me a new lease of life! My knees are holding up great!!! No PAIN!!! Hallelujah!!! I'm walking again... Playing footie with my boys!!! It's all very good!

How's Ash doing?
I still envy you being able to enjoy that. My daughter is out of reach. What can a big Scottish guy do? but understand, and accept.
I raise my glass to you and yours.

G

Yeasty???

That sounds positively personal, or doughy.

originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: TrueBrit


In the name of heavy metal, I salute you all.

You're here! You're here! I just knew you would!

This place is so busy now, I might lose you in the shuffle. I just wanted to run up and give you a huge *squishy hug* because I've missed you!!

*sends smoke signals to Night Star* Where in the name of all that is yeasty and sweet are you???????

She's gonna be upset if she misses you.
jacy xoxo

originally posted by: TrueBrit
a reply to: reldra

Reldra, my dear, you have no reason to know this of me, but there is one kind of footwear that you will never see me in as long as I live, and that is anything remotely sports related. Combat boots or bunny slippers. There are no substitutes for either of those variations of perfection.

I did read an eyewitness account of your wearing trainers in this realm. I will have to assume the person was under a spell.

a reply to: jacygirl

She will only miss me for a while,
I shall return with beaming smiles,
No matter how I may be trialed,
Or how many evenings on the tiles,
Pass between now and then,
I never forget the firmest friends,
Here's to cheer that never ends,
And company on which one can depend.

a reply to: TrueBrit
Do the bunny slippers shriek like your vanquished foes when you put them on or are they not actual bunnies and are made of plush?

a reply to: reldra

yeah - I don't get out much!!!! LOL

CHEERS!

Gx

originally posted by: Gordi The Drummer
a reply to: reldra

yeah - I don't get out much!!!! LOL

CHEERS!

Gx

Cheers

originally posted by: Tiamat384
a reply to: TrueBrit
I'd like to follow this salute with a prayer, if no one minds. It's a metal take on Hail Mary. Please everyone, let us hold hands and close our eyes.

Hail Mary, Full of Disgrace. The Lord has fornicated with Thee. Cursed art Thou among men and Possessed. Amen.

Amen. It is the courteous response.

originally posted by: TrueBrit
a reply to: jacygirl

She will only miss me for a while,
I shall return with beaming smiles,
No matter how I may be trialed,
Or how many evenings on the tiles,
Pass between now and then,
I never forget the firmest friends,
Here's to cheer that never ends,
And company on which one can depend.

^^^THAT is how it's done ^^^

a reply to: Gordi The Drummer

Master Ashpants has been causing the correct amount of havoc at all times!

He's letting his hair grow out, but I had to shame him into washing it the other day because he has been driving his mother insane, trying to get out of or otherwise avoid washing it. It will not be allowed to become an untamed mangle of grease. It simply will not do. He has, however, a certain level of trust with me. He knows that where he has yet to go, I have already been. A certain amount of the journey ahead of him has already been trodden by my feet, and so he does listen, although begrudgingly, when I inform him of the fate of little boys who want long hair but do not wash it.

The force is strong with this one, but he lacks training. It is being provided.

a reply to: reldra

I must assume it was an enchantment of outlandish proportions.

I loathe trainers. They are singularly aggravating, and useless items of footwear. No armour value against wind or rain, no cap, not even plastic to protect the toes in the event of "unforeseen impact".

Combats or silly slippers... That's just how it is!

originally posted by: 1984hasarrived
Yeasty???

That sounds positively personal, or doughy.

Oh yikes! It was a donut reference...doughy would have been the better choice, lol.

From this post there is already an entire page of stuff that I haven't read yet.
I'm sorry...not ignoring anyone....omg, some of us are still chatting in Shed 4 too...they haven't shut it yet...the beer's free now, hehe....

jacy

a reply to: TrueBrit

Indeed. An enchantment, then.

a reply to: jacygirl

Well get them over here. Cody;s song should have been the last post there.

a reply to: Tiamat384
They nailed my shoes to the floor and never did bring me the drink they promised. I know exactly which ones were involved. I don’t want to filet them though sweetie, this aunt is old school. No make me some kind of potion that will make them unable to fly and they must hop like a frog for 4 hours. But let them have random 10 minute stretches. LOL, this will be fun!!

a reply to: Skid Mark
It has rained off and on, sometimes really heavy but we didn’t get any storms like they were calling for. Have you had any hail? We didn’t even get a thunderstorm, just rain.

a reply to: TrueBrit
So glad you to see you. Have things calmed down any for you? Pull up a new stool, we need to wear them in.

a reply to: Cobaltic1978
Hello! Hello! Have I said hello? If so then just blame this on the margarita.

***And how far behind am I now????