Who is the funniest person to you on ATS...?, page 2

originally posted by: Biigs
Ive noticed the worse posters thread hasnt started yet, would that be deleted?

Shame, thats somthing i might be able to win

Gotta beat me first

Biigs

posted on Apr, 27 2016 @ 12:00 PM

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a reply to: Lysergic

Does this thread count the people we laugh at because its so bad, cus then im back in the game

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Quantum12

posted on Apr, 27 2016 @ 08:15 PM

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a reply to: Biigs

You should start the worst posters thread! LOL

eletheia

posted on Apr, 28 2016 @ 05:23 AM

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This Guy .....*Mark Harris.*

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Quantum12

posted on Apr, 28 2016 @ 06:29 AM

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a reply to: eletheia
That is so funny, thank you for finding him. Where is he now?

originally posted by: Mark Harris
The following is my Dating history.

1985 - Took up homosexuality, cross dressing and stalked a Star Wars nut.

1985-89. The early years-- Ipersonated 4 girls, went to the dance with him, went to school with him. Dressed as numerous others went with him to the skating ring. Had a fake wedding in the courtyard with him.

1989-1991- High school years-- Pretended to be a gymnast and a counsellor.

1991- All grown up.-- Dated him 4 times in the 12th grade. Pretended to be his full time GF and 3 on the side, weekends. Went to the prom with him and moved in together.

1992- Just got married era -- Not much activity, but still managed to fool him 4 times that year.

1992-1998-The married years. No dating era.

1998-Divorce year--exhausting. Impersonated at least 100 girls(college). Lived as a karaoke singer named illiana, we used to sing duets together and we dated for about 2 years. went to the comic con together too. Not to blow my own trumpet but I was a most beautiful girl. He took me to a depeche mode concert in 1999.

1999- Ep1 Era. --Height of my faking experience! Pretended to be Natalie Portman for 3 days, or some might say a week. depends on how long you think spring break lasts. Well, You know the story.

2000-2005- Absolutely crazy -- [Fullfillment]. Worked as over 300 different girls at different times and different places. Mostly, meeting him at bars and bookstores..or celeb parties. Not to brag or anything.

2005-2006- Recovery era --dated a few, coffee or dinner once in a while. but not too much movement this year, because of exhaustion.

2006-2008- The fallout. I looked a little older but managed to stay cool with him. Followed him to Comic con brings back my Mojo in 2008. Lived as 3 or 4 cute girls, but to old to fake Natalie Portman again.

Night Star

posted on Apr, 28 2016 @ 03:04 PM

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a reply to: jacygirl

You have an awesome sense of humor and come out with some really funny stuff! The kind that makes people spit their coffee out or whatever they're drinking.