Did I just find the best movie ever? Fist of Jesus.

Jesus kills Zombies with somewhat large Mackerels.

And a swordfish.


WARNING: GRAPHIC ZOMBIE ON ZOMBIE VIOLENCE





www.fistofjesus.com...

I need to find this online haha.

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Its a game too???????
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That's got to be the best bad movie I've ever seen. The cowboy zombies! I even saw two things that reminded me of Monty Python sketches: The black knight and the fish slapping dance.

And so it is written... Jesus did slap them around a bit with a large trout.

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That was hilarious and probably a more accurate interpretation of what really might occur if you "raise the dead".

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Reminds me of when MTV made a parody video about Terminator meeting Jesus:

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The lack of information regarding: Adrián Cardona, David Muñoz, worries me.

Any bio on these guys?

It has the "Oscar" material in it ya. Truly deserve the academic award, starting from best producer, director, choreography, from every aspect, you know. I just couldn't stop but cry , literally. Let's hear it for Fist of Jesus.

Best documentary ever!!!

That's how it really went down.
It's in the Bible.

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Jesus spoke SPANISH? ...funnier than words can describe

ETA...Swordfish of Jesus..is the (should be) correct title

That was awesome

I LMAO when Jesus resurrected Judas while hanging from the noose

I BELIEVE!

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Only a twisted person like yourself could post something like this.

That was sacrilegious comedy gold.

Very cool....and likely as close to reality as the other stuff.
Cheers

Worst movie ever.

First off, It is in Spanish. At least they tried to mimic the Bible language. Like the same language those people speak on the Bible.

It simply looks like they're making fun of themselves (which is the Spaniards) rather than Jesus and the Story of the Bible.

I don't know how you guys find this Movie funny?

Omg the final line had me cracking up lol

"At least we sent a great number of souls to the kingdom of heaven."

I also couldn't stop laughing when Jesus pushed the old woman into the zombie to save himself.

Slapstick sacrilegious Jesus-comedy?

I feel like I've been to church.

Thanks Lysergic!

Best Sunday entertainment ever. And yes: you've found the best movie ever. The fish thing is priceless.

sacrilegio!

Will Forte if they ever do an American remake. Not that they should, but I got a serious Macgruber vibe from this.

He! Gives a new meaning to that whole Rapture thing Christians and people all over the world are looking forward to.

More like the zombie apocalypse, what with the whole dead coming back to live thing described in the bible, it would be more straight out of a walking dead episode, or World War Z, or any other zombie movie.

I suppose there really is nothing new under the sun, not even a zombie apocalypse would not be considered new.

But fighting with fish? Now that is just bad manners, in those days the spoof is supposed to depict it would be frowned upon greatly, and in those days frowning upon anything was a serious matter, there whole way of life and lifes depended upon frowning and being frowned upon. Lets just say to them Jewish people, of them era, it would not be kosher at all, nope not at all, to play with your food like that.

Besides fish make terrible weapons against anything, most especially against zombies, believe me I know. This documentary just may be a bit inaccurate in its source material.