Need help summoning a demon

a reply to: Cygnis

Yes this is why i made the thread. I dont know how to summon or how to protect myself and i need help.

The goal is a general chit-chat

originally posted by: ZeroFurrbone
A demon of my chosing.

As for those that refuse to telk me how to defend myself - I bet you don't even know! If you did you would have told me to not hurt myself.

That is what people are saying. Have protection or ou will hurt yourself. And it is possibly not just YOU. Without the proper protections you could let one out to wander around....

You do not seem to have even the basics.

originally posted by: Lysergic
a reply to: reldra

Did I need to list all 72?

There are waaay more than 72 O.o

a reply to: ZeroFurrbone

Cool.

But in Lesser Key of Solomon there are 72.

King Bael
Duke Agares
Prince Vassago
Marquis Samigina
President Marbas
Duke Valefor
Marquis Amon
Duke Barbatos
King Paimon
President Buer
Duke Gusion
Prince Sitri
King Beleth
Marquis Leraje
Duke Eligos
Duke Zepar
Count/President Botis
Duke Bathin
Duke Sallos
King Purson
Count/President Marax
Count/Prince Ipos
Duke Aim
Marquis Naberius
Count/President Glasya-Labolas
Duke Buné
Marquis/Count Ronové
Duke Berith
Duke Astaroth
Marquis Forneus
President Foras
King Asmoday
Prince/President Gäap
Count Furfur
Marquis Marchosias
Prince Stolas
Marquis Phenex
Count Halphas
President Malphas
Count Räum
Duke Focalor
Duke Vepar
Marquis Sabnock
Marquis Shax
King/Count Viné
Count Bifrons
Duke Vual
President Haagenti
Duke Crocell
Knight Furcas
King Balam
Duke Alloces
President Caim
Duke/Count Murmur
Prince Orobas
Duke Gremory
President Ose
President Amy
Marquis Orias
Duke Vapula
King/President Zagan
President Valac
Marquis Andras
Duke Flauros
Marquis Andrealphus
Marquis Kimaris
Duke Amdusias
King Belial
Marquis Decarabia
Prince Seere
Duke Dantalion
Count Andromalius

originally posted by: reldra

originally posted by: ZeroFurrbone
A demon of my chosing.

As for those that refuse to telk me how to defend myself - I bet you don't even know! If you did you would have told me to not hurt myself.

That is what people are saying. Have protection or ou will hurt yourself. And it is possibly not just YOU. Without the proper protections you could let one out to wander around....

You do not seem to have even the basics.

Yet i find myself repeating again and again that this is the reason to making a thread.

a reply to: Lysergic


Those are all key demons.


What about those poor low demons stuck in scrubbing blood and stuff?

originally posted by: ZeroFurrbone
A demon of my chosing.

As for those that refuse to tell me how to defend myself - I bet you don't even know! If you did you would have told me to not hurt myself.

Try a rapha named Ki-lash. 30ft tall, 12ft wide, one flick of its fingers and your bones will shatter.

Remember, Latin is how they communicate. Show some frustration in an argument because it makes them laugh.

According to them, everything is going perfectly as timed when i found out in Nov 2014 after one de-cloaked only 10ft away.

a reply to: ZeroFurrbone

You dont wanna summon any of those?

a reply to: ZeroFurrbone
11 Best Demons to summon

a reply to: Rapha



i know a tincy bit of latin. Really just general spelling. Honestly the language is kind of easy if you put your mind to it.

a reply to: Lysergic

I always struggle finding names for my characters in games, now i wont with this list, thank you

a reply to: Indigent

ooh is that you Marquis Decarabia ?

a reply to: Lysergic

more like Duke Aim for my fps

originally posted by: ZeroFurrbone

originally posted by: reldra

originally posted by: ZeroFurrbone
A demon of my chosing.

As for those that refuse to telk me how to defend myself - I bet you don't even know! If you did you would have told me to not hurt myself.

That is what people are saying. Have protection or ou will hurt yourself. And it is possibly not just YOU. Without the proper protections you could let one out to wander around....

You do not seem to have even the basics.

Yet i find myself repeating again and again that this is the reason to making a thread.

There is a site that has not too bad directions. but before that, I want you to do these things.

1) Bathe. Take a bath and meditate unti you are calm. Burn white candles while you bathe.

2) take table salt and make a large circle on a floor . Large enough for you to sit in.

Follow the directions in the link below. At no time step on or break the salt circle. be inside it while follow the directions.

If anything goes wrong, you can yell "You are not invited". And you can read

"In this fateful hour
I place all Heaven with its power,
And the sun with its brightness,
And the snow with its whiteness,
And fire with all the strength it hath,
And lightning with its rapid wrath,
And the winds with their swiftness along their path,
And the sea with its deepness,
And the rocks with their steepness,
And the earth with its starkness
All these I place,
By God's almighty help and grace,
Between myself and the powers of darkness."

Link

a reply to: ZeroFurrbone

It usually involves plenty of chalk, feathers and lots of animal blood although soup might do; how would a demon really know?

Goodwill stores have feather pillows and chalk is cheap. Personally I'd get some blue chalk to make the scene really pop. Blood or tomato soup? Soup's cost-effective and you could save some as leftovers for a warming snack - you'll need it.

A butchers will do a really cheap rate on the blood if you feel uncomfortable with the wastage of good soup. Starving kids in Africa, right? I hear ya. A Halal butchers will do you a great deal on a skinned goat's head to really get the scene 'just right.'

Draw some circles and triangles on the ground, and then splatter the blood/soup all over the lines. Now use a car key or sharp pencil to open a hole in the pillow and throw those feathers all over the blood/soup. Put the goat's head in the middle of the scene...

Sing Ozzy Osbourne or Led Zep backwards and wait for the appearance of a powerful demon. They are usually signalled by a powerful flashing blue light and a wailing siren-sound.

a reply to: Kandinsky

That was an attempt at being funny. Ok.

a reply to: reldra

Is it a problem that when i try to read the poem i cant? its just so cheezy :/ No wonders demons lose interest when they hear it.

a reply to: ZeroFurrbone

You called?

What can I do for you?

Make it snappy, I have some middle-aged rock gods I need to get to. I set some serious goals for 2016 and I am KILLING it so far. Sorry for the pun, couldn't resist.

If you miss me I will be at Boleskine House for the weekend to recharge.

a reply to: Kandinsky

Sing Ozzy Osbourne or Led Zep backwards and wait for the appearance of a powerful demon. They are usually signalled by a powerful flashing blue light and a wailing siren-sound.

This made my day , cheers buddy

a reply to: reldra

Was pretty damn funny tbh.