If you're not quick enough to make a choise, big old Farin comes and grabs your empty soul

"Jan?"

"Yes, Bill's chick?"

"Interested in Sarah Silverman?"

"Nah, I already had too many .....bad....and also good....and what not, Babe."

"Okay. Then she will be unloved."

"Nah, she has Bernie, still."

"Yes, you're right. Good for her to at least have somebody who cares for her."

"See? Everybody needs sombody...to love."


Farin Urlaub Racing Team - Herz? Verloren (Offizielles Video):

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Part II:


"Babe?"

"Yes, Jan?"

"Who is the best guitar player in Germany? I'm just asking for the sake of making a point regarding passion."

"You, of course. And me."

"WHAT?! You?! Come on!"

"In virtual reality only, of course."

"That's right. And in that place you are the one and only...ohh, my goodness, what have I gotten myself into?!"


Farin Urlaub Racing Team - iDisco (Offizielles Video):

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Part III:


"Jan?"

"Yes, Anja? I can mention your name now, can I?"

"Sure. Gimme any name you wanna."

"So?"

"Why is Sarah Silverman not your type?"

"She would be, actually, if she would not....well...Heinzer already said it, she had too many nasty intimate experiences and is talking about it and is proud of it on top of it. THAT I don't like."

"What's wrong with fooking every remotely cool dude?"

"Everything!"

"You're conservative nowerdays, Jan? Are you?"

"Yes. Something wrong with that? And no, I'm not conservative regarding politics, only regarding social and sexual behaviour."


Farin Urlaub - OK (Offizielles Video):

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a reply to: Willingly

Nice one once again!!!

Part IV:


"Jan?"

"Yes, Anja?"

"Are you still my...äh...animus, my male counter-part, while Bill Hicks is still dead?"

"Sure. That's what I owe him. I made an oath, I said, "as long as you are considered as dead, Bill, I will take care of your chick."

"Good to know."

"Wanna marry me?"

"I already am, somehow."

"Wanna make it official?"

"Nah, no need for that, Babe. But thanks for asking."


Farin Urlaub Racing Team - AWG (Offizielles Video):

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Part V:


"What's your point, Anja? Are you saying that Sarah Silverman is not funny? Is not taking a stand politically?"

"No! Of course not. She is just sooo us-american-centric. That I don't like. That's all."

"I see. And who is not?"

"Maria Bamford."

"She's more funny, in your eyes?"

"Sure! I'm a lunatic!"

"No! You're not!"

"Yes! I am!!!"

"NO! You're not!!!"

"YES-HE-HES! I am!"

"What ever. Prove your point!"


Maria Bamford's One-Hour Homemade Christmas Stand-up Special:

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