So a conspiracy theorist gets to heaven

So a conspiracy theorist gets to heaven and says "I'd like to speak with the big guy. The head honcho, God. "
No problem he's told God is always available.
So God comes over and says "yes my son?"
The conspiracy theorist wastes no time. I'd just like to know. JFK?
Holding up his hand God interrupts the man and says . "Lee Harvy Oswald did it. And he acted alone!"
The conspiracy theorist turns shaking his head. "Goodness" he says " this thing goes higher than I thought."

originally posted by: Sillyolme
So a conspiracy theorist gets to heaven and says "I'd like to speak with the big guy. The head honcho, God. "
No problem he's told God is always available.
So God comes over and says "yes my son?"
The conspiracy theorist wastes no time. I'd just like to know. JFK?
Holding up his hand God interrupts the man and says . "Lee Harvy Oswald did it. And he acted alone!"
The conspiracy theorist turns shaking his head. "Goodness" he says " this thing goes higher than I thought."

Well, thanks for that! I guess we are all redundant now!

a reply to: smurfy

I saw it somewhere else today and thought it was hilarious.

a reply to: Sillyolme

a reply to: Sillyolme

Is "HeActedAlone" a pseudonym?

Thanks for the genuine laugh. Caught me off guard for sure.

a reply to: chr0naut

Lol.

a reply to: Sillyolme

LOL your funny and I just spit my drink all over my shirt. Thanks for the laugh and the mess!!

a reply to: Quantum12

Sorry. Send me the cleaning bill. I read it somewhere. I kind of ad libed the whole thing but I got the punchline right. (This time)

Loved it! Thanks for the laugh.

I can just imagine how many questions we will all have when we go to heaven. I hope we get to find out...everything!