Kelowna

Upon the earth lies a city
The land of filth, a place to pity

For if there ever was a great mistake
It would be this place they made by a lake

The people are snobs like a prick
They got no brains cause their skulls are thick

They're like a poison, a lethal injection
Endless frustration, like a woman's rejection

Wrecking your life everyday
Like a cheating wife, earning her pay

Erectile dysfunction, sooner or later
If you get a woman, you'll eventually hate her

When I'm around you I can't get a bona
Oh how I hate you, dirty Kelowna

😂

I worked in Kelowna years ago.
You're not completely wrong, at all.

Damned sunshine tax, crappy pay....

old Mafia town......
Got a couple good ole buddies there.....
I have to agree its spiritually bare...
Sure the weather is warm and sunny.
But the people are snobs if you aint got the money....

originally posted by: Therobin
Upon the earth lies a city
The land of filth, a place to pity

For if there ever was a great mistake
It would be this place they made by a lake

The people are snobs like a prick
They got no brains cause their skulls are thick

They're like a poison, a lethal injection
Endless frustration, like a woman's rejection

Wrecking your life everyday
Like a cheating wife, earning her pay

Erectile dysfunction, sooner or later
If you get a woman, you'll eventually hate her

When I'm around you I can't get a bona
Oh how I hate you, dirty Kelowna

My best years were in Kelowna. 1992 - 2000.

But I left before the money from Alberta started rolling in. I have heard others feel the way you do so I concluded poor people are the happiest.

!!!RUTLAND '98!!!!