There was once a King called Tom.
King Tom liked to chase rabbit down their hole, and in the rabbit hole it was always dirty and dark.
King Tom didnt care, he liked it in the rabbit hole.
But one day a rabbit closed the hole and King Tom got stuck cause his nose was to dirty.
Sounds like something you would be told in a dark interrogation room in some foreign country after you have been caught there trying to investigate a
conspiracy you've read about on ATS.