"Lucy, what do you have in your bowl now, regarding those completly messed up guillible people?"
"Sir, we have the flat-earth-meme-morons, who also believe that Alex Jones is Bill Hicks."
"How many?"
"About a hand full. But they are really fanatic about it. They also beliefe that the earth is hollow and that NASA never went to the moon."
"Good. Harry, what do you have gathered, so far?"
"I have the "the new pope is a better pope crowd", boss."
"How many?"
"A few thousand."
"See, Lucy. THAT is something. And it is much more easily done than your kind of concept."
"Sir, but MY concept actually is something that is not just a concept! I have very devoted followers!"
"Nah...you put too much effort into it, Lucy. Less is more. Good work, Harry. Now educate Lucy."
"NO! I'm out! I don't let that freak spoil my work!"
"You want a bonus, Lucy?"
"Yes, of course."
"Then...keep it simple!"
"Okay. I tell them that the earth is not hollow and that Alex Jones is not Bill Hicks, but NASA definetly never went to the moon. How about that,
boss?"
"Nah...too little far out."
edit on 9-4-2016 by Willingly because: typo
edit on 9-4-2016 by Willingly because:
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