Need help with a Name

a reply to: Daavin

(Piss Poor) Pork Pusher

And change the menu from pulled to pushed pork for the lulz.



Welcome to your new life as free, but possibly piss poor and constantly tired artist! Just imagine the best outcome constantly and never give up, you'll do fine. Jumping into it is the hardest part and you've already been there.

Pork-you-pine

a reply to: Daavin

The Three Piggy's Gut Wagon. Have three sandwiches one related to straw, hickory related to wood and then a brick sandwich made out of pork, like a philly cheese stack made out of pork. Just some thoughts.

a reply to: Daavin

Pork on the Roll

because you're serving pork on a bun (roll) from a van that's rolling down the street

Fancy a pig out?

Need a good porking?

Never been near David Cameron (more for us Brits)

We don't Hog all the good stuff!

If you're in doubt we'll get the pork out.

911-hog for when its an emergency.

Piggies
"So good it'll make you squeal."

originally posted by: skunkape23

Piggies
"So good it'll make you squeal."

He could hirer Ned Beatty as the spokesperson.

Find-a-swine

originally posted by: N3k9Ni
a reply to: Daavin

Pork on the Roll

Porck & Roll!

Never been near David Cameron

Ok that made me spew my coffee I laughed so hard

a reply to: Daavin

Allah's Snackbar!!

You'd certainly get lots of free publicity with a pork eatery with a name like that

How about "Heart Attack Grill" ?

Sal

a reply to: Daavin

Too bad you'd have to get a liquor license which might not even be possible for a food truck because then I'd recommend

Swine 'n' Dine

Incorporate some killer mocktail-themed beverages and you might be able to get away with it anyhow.

Pork Nation! (with a painted banner of people of all races with their fist thrust to the sky)

a reply to: Daavin

" Boss Hog's "
🐷🐽🐖

If you do fries, make 'em curly. Then put a pig tail on your truck and call yourself:

Curly Q's

a reply to: Daavin

I have been to a place called the "greedy pig "and it was the name that drew me in pretty much as I was starving . But I have to agree with the poster who suggested "boss hogs " that's a cool name

a reply to: DISRAELI


Ummm...

Ribs-R-US...

The Greased Pig...............Call one sandwich...The Al Capone...Another...Bonnie does Clyde...Largish fake bullet holes

and Porky...with a Boys N Blue 20's era Chicago cop uniform...with a few of the bullet holes strategically placed center mass of course...

The Porcine Swine...

Here...Piggy Piggy...

SuuuEat...

The Trough...

Trough Truck...


Okay...now with all that said................time for some dinner...












YouSir

”The piggery”

Classic cursive font

Covered with old school Americana decor.

Always have mints for customers!

Pig'n Out!

Pig Mobile

Paint your truck white. The Other White Truck (in reference to the old slogan Pork: The Other White Meat; this one might too obscure and too close to racial)