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Collection Money
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Text Red A rabbi, a minister and a priest are all meeting together to discuss how they give money to the collection plate.
The minister says, "I draw a line, toss up some money in the air, and whatever lands on my side is my money to keep, and what lands on the other side is God's to keep."
The priest says, "I draw a circle, and whatever money lands in the circle, God gets to keep."
The rabbi says, "I throw up all the money in the air, and God can keep whatever he catches."
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The minister says, "I draw a line, toss up some money in the air, and whatever lands on my side is my money to keep, and what lands on the other side is God's to keep."
The priest says, "I draw a circle, and whatever money lands in the circle, God gets to keep."
The rabbi says, "I throw up all the money in the air, and God can keep whatever he catches."
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