I really am monumentally bored right now.

a reply to: nonspecific

I have a idea for you!!!

LOL

a reply to: Quantum12

Drink a bottle full of olive oil?!

Ew!

(Being voluntarily dumb here)

a reply to: nonspecific

Lol same here, warm, dry, little drunk and going shop again before it closes.
Expecting 18 yr old son coming home at 3am steaming and me getting up to my 6am alarm to spend a day plastering lol
Life is good, we make it as boring as we want to.

a reply to: Skid Mark

Yeah, loved the movie. The racoon was my favourite.

I just love the racoon.

originally posted by: nonspecific
I have a big box of various screws, bolts and fixings that got all jumbled up and am genuinely considering sitting here and sorting them out, that is how utterly, utterly bored I am right now.

"I got my carpet-tacks sorted out, finally... you wouldn't believe the variations in length"; Stan Meadowcroft, first episode of Dinnerladies.

originally posted by: DISRAELI

originally posted by: nonspecific
I have a big box of various screws, bolts and fixings that got all jumbled up and am genuinely considering sitting here and sorting them out, that is how utterly, utterly bored I am right now.

"I got my carpet-tacks sorted out, finally... you wouldn't believe the variations in length"; Stan Meadowcroft, first episode of Dinnerladies.

That may be an option although Dinnerladies is something better shared with MrsNonspecific, she know it word for word like kids of the 70's/80's know Starwars.

a reply to: swanne

swanne, let's do shots...

*a good choice
בחירה טובה

a reply to: nonspecific

You could always grab yourself a tube of superglue and glue together all those bolts, screws, washers, and saw blades, to make yourself a cool sculpture that stands about 6 feet high by 4 feet tall.

Or better yet... I hear fine china and teacups collecting dust in the dining room cabinet can make for a beautiful superglued living room sculpture too.

Then plant it smack dab in the middle of the living room to surprise the Mrs for when she gets home.

It'll make for a great, um, "conversation" piece when she sees it... surely.



Your boredom problem will be remedied right quick because you'll have to finish building that doghouse before the night is out too...

*cough*

I have a big box of various screws, bolts and fixings that got all jumbled up and am genuinely considering sitting here and sorting them out, that is how utterly, utterly bored I am right now.

a reply to: nonspecific

OMG, I do the same thing when I'm bored. I go down to my shop and start organizing my tools. I have issues with being organized, so on days when I'm bored I start organizing our kitchen cabinets and building shelves etc... Here is my latest bored organizing projects...

a reply to: WeRpeons

Kitchen stuff lol
...okay

a reply to: Quantum12

Thanks to you, now I keep picturing oil-covered gladiators each time I see olives.

originally posted by: CranialSponge
a reply to: nonspecific

You could always grab yourself a tube of superglue and glue together all those bolts, screws, washers, and saw blades, to make yourself a cool sculpture that stands about 6 feet high by 4 feet tall.

Or better yet... I hear fine china and teacups collecting dust in the dining room cabinet can make for a beautiful superglued living room sculpture too.

Then plant it smack dab in the middle of the living room to surprise the Mrs for when she gets home.

It'll make for a great, um, "conversation" piece when she sees it... surely.



Your boredom problem will be remedied right quick because you'll have to finish building that doghouse before the night is out too...

*cough*

Do you know me?

I am notorious for turning things into other things but less so these days.

Many years ago I remember having to explain to an ex why I had turned the coffee table into a piece of "art" by chopping it up and reassembling it, covering it in sandpaper and painting it.

She agreed that it was a fine example of what could be done with a little imagination but was disappointed that she no longer had somewhere to put her cup of tea in the morning.

Some people have no vision....

originally posted by: grainofsand
a reply to: WeRpeons

Kitchen stuff lol
...okay

Lets see a picture of the back of your van then

I recon I know exactly what it looks like....

a reply to: WeRpeons

I will fly you to my house and pay you to do that to my kitchen,please! That looks great!

a reply to: swanne

originally posted by: Quantum12
a reply to: swanne

Hehe, you read my mind

Here's a slightly interesting tale for anyone as bored as me right now, bear with me on the back story but it will make sense towards the end.

It is a little known fact that ATS actually started not in the US as many would imagine but in a large town in the just south west of the UK. Swindon to be exact, if you do not believe me have a Google and find out that it is true.


ATS was born about a half a mile from my house, I could walk there in about 25 minutes but that would be a little odd even by my standards.

"Where is this going" I hear you ask?, "A good question" I reply.

MrsNonspecific went shopping today and on her return and amongst other pointless things told me something that she saw.

What she saw in the birthplace of ATS ladies and gentlefolk was a huge great Range Rover Vouge, pimped out to the max and shiny as a new pin at a posh wedding.

"This is nothing special" you may say?

The thing that caught her eye was the numberplate...

"W24 ATS"

So the real question is not where does all that ad revenue go but what does the "W24" stand for?

I have asked the question and fear for my safety but the truth needs to be known.

What is W24...

originally posted by: nonspecific

originally posted by: grainofsand
a reply to: WeRpeons

Kitchen stuff lol
...okay

Lets see a picture of the back of your van then

I recon I know exactly what it looks like....

Lol, the back of my van is an organised mess...I know where everything is, but it is a messy looking #hole!
So what?

a reply to: nonspecific

W24... William (Irvine) 24 hours a day?

Well, it is Saturday night. What would you do on Saturday night when you were young?