The strange things people do at home.

a reply to: revealed

I used to sing with my broom also while home alone. LOL I got bored and turned it in to a....

*help me help me I was not meant for this kind of work!

a reply to: Quantum12

I talk affectionately and candidly to household appliances and thank them for helping me do chores.

Usually only when my husband and the cat are asleep.

My social life is very.....odd.

originally posted by: Quantum12
a reply to: revealed

I used to sing win my broom also while home alone. LOL I got bored and turned it in to a....

*help me help me I was not meant for this kind of work!

LOLZ !!!!

a reply to: GENERAL EYES

You sick, broken, twisted, rattled, taddled bread burning toaster. Now you won't even toast my bread!

*you unplugged me after I burned your bread! Dummy

a reply to: GENERAL EYES

Opps...did you say affectionately?
You loving, cute, sexy, warm, washer! Today you will make my dirty clothes smell so fresh!


*please please get me some ear plugs I hear the same thing from you everyday lady!

a reply to: grainofsand

That last part.....many many thanks for the laughs.....AHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!

originally posted by: Quantum12
Last week I noticed myself doing a strange thing at home. I went into the bathroom to shower. No big deal right? I locked the door. Still not a big deal? Wrong! No one was home. I just went to use the bathroom and locked the door. No one is home. I thought back in time and wow, I have done this my whole life. Does anyone else do strange things while home alone? Things you do that you don't even think about?

Let's see. I always lock the door after walking in the house, even when my wife is arriving with minutes of me, even during daytime hours. I

a reply to: Comeandtakeit

Hey hey hey unlock the door now...

*lisa I am married and she came home early...out the window now...

who's lurking outside the window

a reply to: gifunot

I was going to use Yahoo search

*your eyes caught me off gaurd

a reply to: Quantum12






I google at home a lot and plenty more.. The thread caught my eye (that must hurt fish hooks)

a reply to: gifunot
It hurt us more then her!

*i was aiming for the other lip lower...the one that tastes like chicken...if you want to be rude so can I...my aim is bad...

a reply to: Quantum12

Omg I bursted that was too good omg omg






LoL I can't even I need E.R. Having a breather

a reply to: gifunot

Omg you were so good I need a breather...

*they called me beer can in high school...orange is the new black!

a reply to: Quantum12sorry couldn’t get originals



Recommended hook for octopus, sir

originally posted by: Quantum12
a reply to: gifunot

Omg you were so good I need a breather...

*they called me beer can in high school...orange is the new black!

OH MY CHRIST i gotta pause sry I cant even

a reply to: gifunot

Omg that other post yore talkin bout really penetrated me...

*james laid song...oh i get it...ATS is banning me now...finally...

a reply to: Quantum12

CPR you gotta know what to do in case of emergency







i have to go to shops now
I hope to continue this later this was fun thank you (LOLZ the above I hope not )

a reply to: gifunot

I am sorry it had to end this way...

*why did I eat that Apple eve...when will you listen Adam...the joke was on you...so from day one you wrecked mankind...no Adam I had to go picken where I shoul nt have...the things she does at home when alone bothers me