Who wants to talk nonsense for 39 minutes?

Yeah, so this where you can be as random as you like. You can ask random questions, give random answers, or you can just write freely random stuff.

As well as funny, it's actually quite liberating too. So if you've had a tough day/week, feel free to write/ask anything you want, and you WILL be supplied with general nonsense in return!
I got 40 mins to chat with you all, let's do this!

Ps. Get your nonsense in before the 404 comes! ;-)


Pss. If you wanna play but not sure what to write, just paste the last thing you posted here, then add some randomness to that. It's usually a good start!

a reply to: OpenEars123

Great, thanks.
Would you happen to know how to spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis ? Thanks.

originally posted by: donktheclown
a reply to: OpenEars123

Great, thanks.
Would you happen to know how to spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis ? Thanks.

Lol welcome my friend! It's funny you should ask that! Because I have a suit made out of bees fur.. This is what gives me the ability to spell, the little beady eyes are a bonus. 👍

a reply to: OpenEars123

I figured we were already covering all the nonsense with the preponderance of political threads.

If some of the top investors in the world are starting to invest heavily in water, and if the Bush family (among other high-profile people) are also investing in water...

What do they know that we don't?

a reply to: OpenEars123

K I'm just trying to figure out what the hell this guy meant? Is he really referencing explosive, electrical, turds, whatever it is it sounds terrible

"a reply to: Kashai

You ever been in a firefight? You ever seen your life flash before your eyes? You ever have time stand still as the turd breaks the surface tension of the water to splash a drop of 43° liquid electricity on your balloonknot? These are the mysteries of life....read my book Lost Secrets of the Blue Apples (Amazon) to find the answers you're looking for.
"

Here's the thread

www.abovetopsecret.com...

a reply to: Ghost147

What do they know that we don't?

That water is good for you?

a reply to: TechniXcality

Kashai may be schizophrenic. I've dealt with him/her a lot in the past and their writing style and thought processes very closely resemble that of a schizophrenic individual

originally posted by: Metallicus
a reply to: OpenEars123

I figured we were already covering all the nonsense with the preponderance of political threads.

Lol! I see what you did there.. You were still funny whilst completely disregarding the rules. I love that, I also love oats.

I just moved to a new town and even though the train isnt THAT loud its loud enough. Im not used to a t.....omg there it is again! Do they have to blow the damn whistle so damn much?

Its...oh but the weather is nicer here!! My dog got sick yesterday she is still adjusting.

My new job is great! I want to travel to Europe this winter mabe take one of those.....oh its the timer i gotta check the oven i have a new chicken recipe!

originally posted by: Ghost147
If some of the top investors in the world are starting to invest heavily in water, and if the Bush family (among other high-profile people) are also investing

in water...

What do they know that we don't?

Hmmm I really want to answer that normally! I found out something this week regarding terrorism and poisoning water that was quite scary. So, instead I have to say; baker sweat.

originally posted by: Alien Abduct

My new job is great! I want to travel to Europe this winter mabe take one of those.....oh its the timer i gotta check the oven i have a new chicken recipe!

There is some one knocking on your door. If i'm right it's my neighbor from across the street where i used to live.
He also likes chicken

This is the best ATS thread ever!

originally posted by: intergalactic fire

originally posted by: Alien Abduct

My new job is great! I want to travel to Europe this winter mabe take one of those.....oh its the timer i gotta check the oven i have a new chicken recipe!

There is some one knocking on your door. If i'm right it's my neighbor from across the street where i used to live.
He also likes chicken

Is he still wearing the hockey mask?

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: intergalactic fire

originally posted by: Alien Abduct

My new job is great! I want to travel to Europe this winter mabe take one of those.....oh its the timer i gotta check the oven i have a new chicken recipe!

There is some one knocking on your door. If i'm right it's my neighbor from across the street where i used to live.
He also likes chicken

Is he still wearing the hockey mask?

you have to ask alien abduct, he is a specialist in masks.... and chicken

originally posted by: intergalactic fire

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: intergalactic fire

originally posted by: Alien Abduct

My new job is great! I want to travel to Europe this winter mabe take one of those.....oh its the timer i gotta check the oven i have a new chicken recipe!

There is some one knocking on your door. If i'm right it's my neighbor from across the street where i used to live.
He also likes chicken

Is he still wearing the hockey mask?

you have to ask alien abduct, he is a specialist in masks.... and chicken

Well, that figures. Chickens can be scary without lipstick.

originally posted by: intergalactic fire

originally posted by: Alien Abduct

My new job is great! I want to travel to Europe this winter mabe take one of those.....oh its the timer i gotta check the oven i have a new chicken recipe!

There is some one knocking on your door. If i'm right it's my neighbor from across the street where i used to live.
He also likes chicken

That knocking on your door? Oh that is my old neighbour where i used to live, he is returning the pan I borrowed from him to cook the chicken. He said it was yours.

originally posted by: Alien Abduct
I just moved to a new town and even though the train isnt THAT loud its loud enough. Im not used to a t.....omg there it is again! Do they have to blow the damn whistle so damn much?

Its...oh but the weather is nicer here!! My dog got sick yesterday she is still adjusting.

My new job is great! I want to travel to Europe this winter mabe take one of those.....oh its the timer i gotta check the oven i have a new chicken recipe!

Why hello and welcome to the crazy club. That train makes a bloody racket! Could you please post with the volume down next time? It's ok, I've got an uncle that sells volume, it's pretty trippy.

I hope you settle into your new home nicely, I'm sure it will be better when your doggy is better. I have a dog too! His name is cigarette, he's only got 1 leg but every morning I get to take him out for a drag
How's the chicken doing? I use to have a chicken called Derek.. naturally. He died trying to eat 12 digestives at once

a reply to: Alien Abduct

Sounds like the average Facebook user