What pisses you off randomly and WHY?

a reply to: ketsuko

This I understand. Lol

I walk like I am running. I hate to waste time when I know what I must do.

If I set out to walk somewhere I take the fastest route and get there like my life depended on it.

When people walk like they are lost I lose my mind.

Why not stop and rest if you are tired or get out of the way?

I dont like walking with people. It feels like I have a student driver accidentally hitting the breaks all the time.

Walk like you want to get there!

LoL

I wont get mad with them though. At them yes, with them like they kicked me in the nutz, no.

a reply to: TNMockingbird

Our uterus's aren't GPS/universal homing devices?
Are you SURE???

Neighbors who talk loudly on their cell phones for hours on their patios.

Truck commercials. They ALL lie.

originally posted by: Caver78
a reply to: TNMockingbird

Our uterus's aren't GPS/universal homing devices?
Are you SURE???

This response to a response gave me a chuckle. I feel happy now.😆

Loud chewing. Can't stand it.

a reply to: Kentuckymama

Oh yes and I have a relative that married into the family who seems to think it normal.

my grips. People constantly swearing in everyday language and never notice I don't respond in kind.

People who can me 'hon'. Really don't like young people calling me that. Guess I just need a little respect for my age.

The sound of people chewing, or dogs licking or gnawing at their limbs. I hate it.
It's called "Misophonia."

Also, beyond the neurotic - the sounds from the tv of large crowds at sporting events during football games.....

I prefer silence unless I want to listen to the radio or tv or music....which I do often enough......
of course, when my kids were young, I learned to tolerate background noise well enough - but
if someone is eating while in the room and there's no background distraction, I get freaked out and have to drown it out or leave the room.

a reply to: ilikebooze
Shoot bro, i believe ya. my wife has had many "accidents"
Some times she falls down the stairs...then back up them, walks into the cupboards face first.
Or my personal favourite was when she tripped and stumbled 4 feet into the air and put herself, back first, straight through the kitchen table.
Man i laughed and laughed when that happened.
Sooo clumsy

a reply to: ilikebooze

You both realize there is no fuc**ng humor in that, right?
None At All.

a reply to: tadaman

All forms of subliminal and outwardly disruptive marketing.

Pre- peeled, cut, sliced, seasoned anything.

Weak doses of lysergic acid diethylamide.

Women in baggy clothing.

Dogs without tails.

etc...

People who try to make themselves look like the busiest person, but in actual fact do absolutely nothing! then remark at how they do everything and everyone else is lazy and they get no help. I really do despise this type of person.

People who smoke and talk, they take a long drag, then say a whole sentence at speed with a screwed up face before exhaling .... wtf is that all about?

Tons more but I can't be bothered to type.

Supposebly.

Makes me want to cut puppies into pieces.

a reply to: DAVID64

They obviously have never been humbled or had a mother that was beaten or worse.

Dark humor can have taste.

I didnt want to go off, but I am glad someone said something.

It changes you when you are the weak one. We all grow old and weak. The weak ones at least learn to be strong in life so their last days arent spent fearing shadows and loud young people.

Life gets real when you are about to die and you have been a dick your whole life.

If not, its like winning the freaking lottery. BECOMING SUPER MAN.


You could tell them your whole life, but temporal strength blinds people to eternal DOMINANCE.

a reply to: ilikebooze

No. I grew up in the 60s and 70s with an alcoholic dad who beat me, my sister and my mom. There's nothing funny about it no matter what excuse you come up with. I would think you'd know that. Was it hilarious at the time?
And why does it matter what decade it was?

People that stop at a store -- say, a quick-stop or gas station -- and leave their windows down and music booming while they go inside to get their supremely important stuff.

Am I supposed to be impressed by their thumping music? I might even actually like the music and it STILL pisses me off. You want to hear it loud?? Wear freakin' earphones, dip#. Or, how's this -- roll up your windows and see if they burst.

I like music. I like bass. I like it LOUD. I hate like HELL to have it INFLICTED upon me.

Get off my lawn!

originally posted by: DAVID64
a reply to: ilikebooze

No. I grew up in the 60s and 70s with an alcoholic dad who beat me, my sister and my mom. There's nothing funny about it no matter what excuse you come up with. I would think you'd know that. Was it hilarious at the time?
And why does it matter what decade it was?

Because time heals all wounds. Maybe after 30 years you will be able to find some humor in it. Or you can just stay miserable.

a reply to: ilikebooze

If you think abuse is funny, I'm not the one who needs to worry about his sense of humor.

Or you can just stay miserable.

He's been dead for years. I'm perfectly happy with that.