Diary of a comedian who owns a boat

Dear Diary,

I've got an invitation from some woman who believes in me...as the pope of New York. She calls me Don Louis. If things are getting worse here, I should apply for political asyl in her homeland. That's a nice option, but I think that's not neccessary. There is hope...still.

I wonder if I would be the first us-american citizen who applies for political asyl in Germany, when things are going to get even more rough than they already are. Her hometown has a big harbour too. One of the biggest in the world. That's a nice option also. And my kids could study in Heidelberg or Berlin for free. That almost make me think about going there right now.

And they have good beer. Some say they invented it. Her mother cooks good Schweinebraten, she said. I think I'll move there anytime soon!

Good night.

Good read Sir we shell continue reading up

I KNEW it lol ok slow goose catching up

Ok I am calming Down

lool yes acronyms are good right.now
Just I can't describe how I feel

a reply to: wholly

Unfortunately I have no idea what you try to communicate here, Wholly. And in case you just want to tell me that you like what I write, I appreciate that.