NY Times Columnist Jokes About Assassination Attempt Ending Trump's Campaign

Trump will be fine.

That reporter on the other hand... it's not a good idea to joke about killing a public persona.

originally posted by: Thecakeisalie
a reply to: butcherguy
Then you have TCDD...a micro gram of that stuff could kill an elephant.

Assassination is no joke as the methods used by these assassins are frightening.

If you want to give them cancer(s), TDDD is a choice.

If you want them to die, right now, there are a number of substances that are currently used. Depends on how fast you want it to happen. That's a tactical choice, you might want to make your exit before they drop.

Most of them either cause massive vasoconstriction and a stroke, or they cause refractory v-fib by disrupting the conduction system of the heart. Either promptly by dicking with the sodium channels of the Purkinje fibers, or slowly, by killing them. By slowly, I mean like a half-hour, maybe less. The fast ones will drop you in your salad with the smile still on your face.

Then there's the electrical version, but it's too hard to do and unpredictable. One day they'll get that to work. Maybe.

a reply to: OccamsRazor04

If you want to look at it like that, but I'm looking at it realistically. They're not going to let anyone be president who isn't going to push their agenda forward, that should be obvious, especially on a site like this one. But people prefer false hope over reality I suppose.

originally posted by: Nyiah
Oh cry me a river. Every politician and POTUS has been lampooned with everything from bad jokes to dark humor (aka Death jokes) It's nothing new. Acting like Donnie here is the first ever to be on the receiving end is just weaksauce.

And every president has received death threats, and some have been popped off, or had attempts at such fail. Every. president. IF Trump is elected, he would not be the first to receive that attempt if someone tries it, either (but I bet a bad oompa-loompa spray tan he'd make it seem like he would be)

nypost.com...

death threats etc from nuts, sure, but a NY Times columnist is kind of a public figure and should know better.

IIRC they made a movie about a guy assassinating (or attempting) W. no public figure says anything like that about Obama though,

I'm not too worried about Trump and an attempt on his life.

On the other hand, if Sanders were to win the nomination, and just happen to pick Hillary as a running mate.....well then Id be a whole lot more worried with that scenario

a reply to: crazyewok

Yes they will most likely set him up that way they don't wake anyone up and gives them cover.
Most likely it will be a...

A)Tax audit that is rigged by the "dark command" to make him look like a cheat
B)Plant drugs/child porn on him.
C)Dig up a "dirty business deal" that he made that looks illegal but isn't and then prosecute him(they lose the case he loses the presidency).
D)Claim he's cheating on his wife.
F)Kill/hurt/imprison/threaten family members to coerce him into taking a fall for Hillary.
G)claim he's a child molester.
H)claim he molests/gropes/fondles/sexually harasses women

a reply to: John_Rodger_Cornman

Agreed. They don't necessarily have to physically kill him, they can bring him down by assassinating his character.

originally posted by: Bedlam

originally posted by: Thecakeisalie
a reply to: butcherguy
Then you have TCDD...a micro gram of that stuff could kill an elephant.

Assassination is no joke as the methods used by these assassins are frightening.

If you want to give them cancer(s), TDDD is a choice.

If you want them to die, right now, there are a number of substances that are currently used. Depends on how fast you want it to happen. That's a tactical choice, you might want to make your exit before they drop.

Most of them either cause massive vasoconstriction and a stroke, or they cause refractory v-fib by disrupting the conduction system of the heart. Either promptly by dicking with the sodium channels of the Purkinje fibers, or slowly, by killing them. By slowly, I mean like a half-hour, maybe less. The fast ones will drop you in your salad with the smile still on your face.

Then there's the electrical version, but it's too hard to do and unpredictable. One day they'll get that to work. Maybe.

Hypertensive vasoconstrictive toxin,potassium cyanide based toxin, or hypercarcinogen carried on a mosquito drone.

Remember Hugo Chavez,Kim Jung Il and Fidel Castro?

originally posted by: John_Rodger_Cornman
Hypertensive vasoconstrictive toxin,potassium cyanide based toxin, or hypercarcinogen carried on a mosquito drone.

Remember Hugo Chavez,Kim Jung Il and Fidel Castro?

Cyanide's so old-school. Much better stuff today.

It would fit right into the theater of the absurd for Trump to go down as a martyr

I've seen a couple of comments elsewhere that he made a couple of misspellings on Twitter or Facebook, I'm surprised he is still around!