Hitler Had A Micro-penis & One Testicle, Historians Discover

This could go a lonnnnng way towards explaining the whole "Take Over The World' thing.
Perhaps all of our future Presidential candidates should submit to measurements for the sake of world peace. Hillary is probably exempt...but who knows?

Hitler 'had tiny deformed penis' as well as just one testicle, historians claim

It has long been suspected that Hitler's conquest of Europe was an attempt to compensate for a lack of potency elsewhere.

But the notorious playground rhyme about his testicles appears to have only told half the story, as a book claims the leader of the Third Reich had a micropenis.

Hitler suffered from a condition called hypospadias which left him with an abnormally small manhood, according to historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie.

In their book Hitler's Last Day: Minute by Minute, they say they have uncovered medical records which confirm the Fuhrer's embarrassing deformity.
The condition is so severe that sufferers have to urinate from a hole at the base of the shaft, instead of the tip.

It comes just two months after a German historian said he had found proof that Hitler really did have one testicle, as per the famous 1939 playground ditty.

"Hitler himself is believed to have had two forms of genital abnormality: an undescended testicle and a rare condition called penile hypospadias in which the urethra opens on the under side of the penis," Mr Mayo and Ms Craigie wrote

The discovery could offer some explanation as to why Hitler was allegedly afraid of being seen naked and the cause of his famed fits of rage.
It also likely to add fuel to the debate on Hitler's sex life - or lack thereof - which is fiercely contested by historians.

In his biography of Hitler, the British historian Ian Kershaw said the Austrian-born Nazi leader was repelled by sexual activity of any kind as he feared catching an infection.

However, there is evidence he had romantic encounters with a series of women in his lifetime, including his mistress Eva Braun, with whom he committed suicide on April 30, 1945. One German biographer, Heike Görtemaker, has insisted that the couple enjoyed a happy and healthy sex life.

Hitler's personal doctor, Theodor Morell, is also said to have diagnosed the Fuhrer with hypospadias and had prescribed him with hormones and amphetamines in an attempt to improve his sex drive.

www.telegraph.co.uk...enis-as-well-as-just-one-testicle-historians-claim.html

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www.news.com.au...enis/news-story/70934b033c441d262481f8bd4c456b48

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a reply to: IAMTAT

I also though Hitler was a wanker.

Not sure if this info makes that more or less likely.

a reply to: IAMTAT
They should check under Trump's hood next.

originally posted by: ugmold
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They should check under Trump's hood next.

Bet ya Hilary's is bigger.

originally posted by: intergalactic fire

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Added better links.

Ah, the good old English song with origins that go back into the dark pits of history...

Hitler has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert Hall
His mother,
The dirty bugger
Cut it off when he was small

Hitler has only got one ball
Hess has got no balls at all
Himmler had something similar
But poor old Goebbals
Had no balls at all

Oh look, another article written at the behest of a publisher looking to promote an upcoming book.

I think scepticism is always welcome when it comes to books/documentaries/etc claiming to have uncovered evidence of one thing or another.

I'm not saying it's impossible that Hitler's sexual organs were deformed. I'm just saying that this stuff should be taken with a large grain of salt, as this 'news' was written to spur interest in this book.

I watched a documentary from the BBC the other day about Hitlers doctor and it showed in his notes that his genitals were totally normal. He could have been lying of course but he was very OCD about recording everything about Hitler very accurately, some of the other stuff in the notes were certainly not very flattering.

So the nazi-salute does it had something to do with...well you know.

a reply to: daaskapital

Apparently they researched Adolph's doctor's records.

originally posted by: intergalactic fire
So the nazi-salute does it had something to do with...well you know.

Goose-stepping, as well.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: daaskapital

Apparently they researched Adolph's doctor's records.

Until they show everyone those records or point other historians in their direction to corroborate their findings, i will remain sceptical.

Okay, penis envy.

The primary factor has to be self esteem however, beaten out of him by his father. One time he left his son for dead, supposedly.

What gets beaten into bullied children is fear, anger, hate, dominance and …revenge.

Thanks, Dad.

So WWII started because Hitler felt insecure about his penis? very sad

a reply to: IAMTAT
Take over the World ?, perhaps you should study history a bit more and try to understand the German viewpoint after the Great War.

originally posted by: manuelram16
a reply to: IAMTAT
Take over the World ?, perhaps you should study history a bit more and try to understand the German viewpoint after the Great War.

Sorry. You're right...Hitler just wanted Poland.

I think the notion that this drove him to wanting to commit genocide and star wars is a bit ridiculous. Why can't someone just be a psychopath these days? Has it gone out of style?

a reply to: Ghost147

Its unlikely he was actually a 'psychopath'... The evidence does indicate he was suffering from a serious case of psychosis by the end though, probably induced by stress, lack of sleep and being totally over medicated by his doctor.