I Am Barbie and So Can You!

a reply to: Lysergic

Shhh ... She's big boned.

I didn't see "Abduction Barbie".

But then again, we wouldn't, would we.

It seems we missed Furry Barbie, gamer GIRL Barbie, dyslexic Brabie, hoarder Barbie as opposed Barbie hoarder, reality TV Barbie, helicopter parent Barbie, Feel the Bern Barbier, BLM Barbie, 6-year-old girl trapped in a 50-year-old man's body Barbie ...

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I didn't see "Abduction Barbie".

But then again, we wouldn't, would we.

Isn't that a lot like Ninja Barbie?

a reply to: mOjOm

Or Crack Head, Tweaker or Walmart Barbie???

a reply to: HUMBLEONE

I'm waiting for Borderline Personality Disorder Barbie. I love oodles of drama.

Oh, she's out there!

Walmart Barbie



Borderline Personality Disorder? Well, maybe....



Tweeker? Definitely!

a reply to: ketsuko

How about, "Honest Politician Barbie".

Or "Dishonest Politician Barbie" (is that redundant?)

Am I alone in thinking that Borderline Personality Disorder Barbie is kinda hot?

a reply to: JohnthePhilistine

I'd hold her hair back for her!

originally posted by: JohnthePhilistine
Am I alone in thinking that Borderline Personality Disorder Barbie is kinda hot?

Year but she's a one nighter then go far,far away because she will track you down to your place of business and attempt suicide right in front of your customers while screaming out your name. You will then never be rid of her, her labile emotions and jealousy.

originally posted by: Lysergic
"It's a thyroid problem" Barbie.

changed my mind again

originally posted by: Lysergic
"It's a thyroid problem" Barbie.

Give her a sexy voice and she could also be Phone Sex Worker Barbie.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: ketsuko

How about, "Honest Politician Barbie".

Or "Dishonest Politician Barbie" (is that redundant?)

Just give her two faces, one that hides underneath her hair. Girls can rotate them around to suit which face they want to present to the public that day.

originally posted by: Abysha
a reply to: windword

These are great. Many women have grown to have complexes about their self image because of Barbie. They have gotten a lot right after a while (she became a self-sufficient career woman with a casual love interest) but it was still almost aggressively exclusive to certain children. As far as the "transgender Barbie", keep in mind that any Barbie could be transgender.

By the way, I love your Colbert reference; that book is great.

A complex because of a doll without private parts? I'm not too suprised actually.

I am wondering the point of this thread, these barbies most of them does not exist and you cannot buy them from shops either. Like Thyroid problem Barbie is an old picture posted in internet 7 years ago. But i see certain sarcasm towards females as a sex and rainbow folks.

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: Lysergic
"It's a thyroid problem" Barbie.

Give her a sexy voice and she could also be Phone Sex Worker Barbie.

originally posted by: windword
a reply to: JohnthePhilistine

I'd hold her hair back for her!

I find this thread quite offencive in many aspects.. at least you guys had a laugh or two on opposite sex.

a reply to: windword

ohh man, you have had me LMAO for the whole thread.

a reply to: dollukka

Just relax, I think this thread was for lolz. It should be in LOL too.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: ketsuko

How about, "Honest Politician Barbie".

Or "Dishonest Politician Barbie" (is that redundant?)

Unfortunately the only category that exists is 'politician', because there are no honest ones.

a reply to: dollukka

Sorry, but I am a woman. At least I can laugh at my gender.

And honestly, when I commented on Phone Sex Worker Barbie? It's more a knock on men. Think about it and loosen up.

There are two ways to go with this: be offended which makes you part of the problem with modern culture or find the joke. I chose to find the joke.

Otherwise, I'd be horribly offended by jewelry which I find to be epitome of objectification. I mean, seriously, chopping the female form up into random body parts and sticking them back together?

a reply to: ketsuko

So your take is not biased..
So you think it is ok to laugh on diseases like thyroid problem , anorexia etc and white trash ? This thread is tasteless and very much biased as one.

originally posted by: dollukka
a reply to: ketsuko

So your take is not biased..
So you think it is ok to laugh on diseases like thyroid problem , anorexia etc and white trash ? This thread is tasteless and very much biased as one.

So?

Humor is essentially laughing at the uncomfortable and often ugly truths of life. Do I really need to point out the overarching joke of the thread? For someone who is so PC yourself, it is obviously completely beyond you. The point is PC Inclusiveness. Barbie has become so inclusive that she now includes all those initial types of women.

However, if we are being truly PC and inclusive, then we need to include all the rest - women with thyroid problems, white trash, anorexia, drug addicts, the lot because are they not real women too and representative of all the lovely types of women in our society?

That is the point of PC inclusiveness is it not? To make sure every little girl has a doll she can feel represents her and really makes her feel like she has a toy that represents her place in society?

But hey, thanks for ruining the fun.

originally posted by: dollukka
a reply to: ketsuko

So your take is not biased..
So you think it is ok to laugh on diseases like thyroid problem , anorexia etc and white trash ? This thread is tasteless and very much biased as one.

So your vote is for elitist, holier-than-thou, stick-up-the-bum Barbie?

a reply to: ketsuko

...women with thyroid problems, white trash, anorexia, drug addicts, the lot because are they not real women too and representative of all the lovely types of women in our society?

I won't be satisfied until there's an anorexic, white trash, drug addict Barbie, complete with thyroid medicine bottle accessory kit and back alley play-set.

Nice post.