I Guess I'm Married Now

Sounds like high school

a reply to: skunkape23

Something is very wrong there...I'd watch out....there are a lot of scams learned in prison....

This all sounds really scary to me.....tread lightly. Hey....and call an attorney. You could be getting set up and could lose everything.

PS Sex and marriage are 2 different things. One doesn't require the other...

a reply to: skunkape23

Sweet all the fun with no commitment go for it bud

First night of the honeymoon was awesome. I do look like I tangled with a bobcat. Just superficial.

a reply to: skunkape23

Best of luck to you-you're gonna need it.

Nothing beats companionship and it seems you may have found your companion. She is the Milo to your Otis. The Cat woman to your Batman, The Mary Jane to your Peter Parker-wait a minute...those are my vows! I had better start wooing a lass before someone steals my nerdy yet romantic words.

a reply to: skunkape23

If you looked like you had just had a spa weekend, I would have to call you a slacker, and tell you to get back in there until you at least bleed a little...

This sounds awesome. What could possibly go wrong?

Good luck.

Definitely subscribing to this thread for lulz. Pass the popcorn!

Congrats?

Needs a youtube channel :p

She's on parole for 11 months. I think she just needs a friend to help her keep her nose clean. Plus she has a lot of catching up to do, if you know what I mean. I feel man enough for the task.

a reply to: skunkape23

skunkape give her the big IF you loved me you would honey

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

Question: Was alcohol and/or illicit substances involved with the decision making process?

Does whiskey count as alcohol? I count it as one of the food groups.

originally posted by: skunkape23
Does whiskey count as alcohol? I count it as one of the food groups.

Yes, particularly if it is unfiltered. More nutrients for the body.

Gotta prep for the next round. A shower is in order. I smell like the docks.

good to know she's out of prison now

a reply to: skunkape23

A question for you...were you drunk when this "wedding" occurred?

originally posted by: yeahright
This sounds awesome. What could possibly go wrong?

Good luck.

Just....
can't.....

originally posted by: and14263
a reply to: skunkape23

What happened to that Brazilian one?

We're still friends and drinking buddies. Good wing man.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: skunkape23

A question for you...were you drunk when this "wedding" occurred?

Absolutely.

This will be another lesson in life for you.