The Ballad of Barry Soetoro: A Poem About Obama (Written By Crazed Right-Wingers)

Was bored and thought it be funny to make a poem as if it were written from an insane american conservative (not saying all conservatives are insane, of course). It's not supposed to be a masterpiece. Hope no one takes it too seriously. Here you go:


"O' "Holy" Muslim!
How dare you put your filthy hands
on our sacred Bible
and take this sacred oath!

You trouble me, and my kin:
the eagles of freedom
protecting our country;
protecting from you!

Nameless here evermore
the mangled monstrosity
the fakes call "Obama", but
what we call "Soetoro"!

Economy disparaged,
entitlements abound;
the lazy and weak
above active and strong!

Dark One looms over
once a great country;
securing our fates
through his many eyes!

In dying, we sing out
a last cry of death.
Barry Soetoro the monster
has gone and ruined us all!"


You can add onto it in the comments if you like. It's not like it's copyrighted or anything.

a reply to: Passerby1996


Should be called "Battle Hymn of the Tea party"

or

"Lo, the Antichrist Cometh"

a reply to: reldra

Nice alternate names. I like mine better, but you should use those as titles for your upcoming novels before I use them myself. Muahahaha!

a reply to: Passerby1996

anybody that thinks they are part of wing or stands between two wings is insane, you guys know its all a show right? i didnt really like the poem it didnt stand out in any way, then again i am not a poetry critic, keep on keeping on guys.