Your rude horoscope

originally posted by: Nyiah
However, I already have myself a:

PISCES: The Piece of Azz

Freak in the sheets.

Hmmm. Since:

Scorpios emerged as the most...murderous signs

I think it might be time for me to take care of the hypotenuse in this situation.

originally posted by: Op3nM1nd3d
a reply to: Layaly

lol...it seems we are all ticking time bombs walking around

Cancers seem to be the worst and I happen to know a few of them and I have to admit that sometimes their thoughts and outbursts are just scary

yea I think so

a reply to: Layaly

LOL!

TAURUS: The Tramp

Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long
relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times
of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality.
Stubborn. Sexual as .........
Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to
#### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!


I'll TAKE IT! I disagree with the "Tramp" part and the "Extremely outgoing"....I'm neither of those. lol

a reply to: MagesticEsoteric

for me take out the talkative part.....

SCORPIO: The sex addict

Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict
future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get
what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long
relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.

a reply to: Reverbs

lol,

I can be talkative with people I like talking too....otherwise, I just don't really like being around people. Not in a snobby way, most just seem to suck the life force out of me or something when I'm around them. lol

Lol! Those are great. Go go Aquarius! I do make the same mistakes so f$&k me! I won't argue with my sexy horoscope sounds spot on 🙈


I got a big smile on my face this OP brightened my day funny funny stuff!


a reply to: Layaly

originally posted by: MagesticEsoteric
a reply to: Reverbs

lol,

I can be talkative with people I like talking too....otherwise, I just don't really like being around people. Not in a snobby way, most just seem to suck the life force out of me or something when I'm around them. lol

yep haha..

I try to let people have some of me, but it does get draining.

Not snobby for me either. Just it can be not worth it.

Sometimes it's very worth it.

I need my private time.

Awesome thread to be together in though.

The typical sentimental sucker me answer
I adore you all :A :B :C

a reply to: Reverbs

I agree, some people are worth it...others though, I do all I can to not expose myself to them too often or for too long. lol

We have the need for private time in common too. I have to have at least an hour a day to myself just to gather my thoughts and whatnot.

It usually ends up being late at night though so, probably why I'm always tired in the morning. lol Thank god for coffee and red bulls

a reply to: MagesticEsoteric

lol same page..
I have an energy drink waiting for me before work.
Only time I get away is when everyone else is sleeping.

But when I do get that needed time alone mmmmmmm

Priceless.

a reply to: Reverbs

It is the BEST part of my day! lol

I get to write and listen to music...have a stiff drink and a little self medicating if I'm in the mood. lol

Yep, that's for sure why I'm always tired in the morning....I just don't want the "me" time to be over.

Sucks sometimes being a grown up.

You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you're stupid. Everyone thinks you're a joke

Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in
long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will
exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights
out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!

Hmmm, some inconsistencies here ...

What happens when two zodiacs mix?


Beware of the Crabrabbit.

a reply to: WakeUpBeer

You know believe it or not my first conversation on Ats was about zombie rabbit crabs ..
I said I am looking out for them on an abandoned island ..
www3.artflakes.com...

creepy I only remembered now

a reply to: WakeUpBeer

Oh yea?!

Go,

Tigorpion!!




I originally thought there was fire coming out of my mouth..

wtf is wrong with me.

And my friend Sciger

originally posted by: Reverbs
I originally thought there was fire coming out of my mouth..

Actually thanks for pointing that out.

I thought it was fire too until I read further...

Maybe the same thing is wrong with me.

a reply to: Layaly

Yea...that was a pretty gay horoscope...but, thanks for trying!

a reply to: Op3nM1nd3d

Such a great link!

Aries
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and scornful of advice. You do nothing but piss off everyone you came in to contact with.


I accept the first sentence and the second sentence... i am sure my parents would agree with the last sentence.

a reply to: Layaly

"ARIES: The Liar

Outgoing. Lovable.
Spontanious. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips
to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in
long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed. "

Now this I agree with!!

NonSpecific is Bloody Lucky!