You 2 can now enjoy the spoils - join the great Illuminati

So I get this in my inbox

Join the great illuminati world wide to become rich and famous > here is your chance apply via email: [email protected]

What say ye ATS - should I join and get all the benefits, maybe engage in some depopulation diatribe? How about selling my soul for a few bucks?

What can I say, its been a slow morning and I'm bored -

a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

dooo ittt, just use fake info and a throw away email.

I'm already a member. Low level yes, but a member nonetheless.

If you can't beat us join us.

Many members of ATS are also in the Illuminati with me.

originally posted by: WakeUpBeer

Many members of ATS are also in the Illuminati with me.

Hey, man. We still on this Thursday for crashing the market?

originally posted by: WakeUpBeer
Many members of ATS are also in the Illuminati with me.

shhhhhhhhh! This is why we can't have nice things!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: WakeUpBeer

Many members of ATS are also in the Illuminati with me.

Hey, man. We still on this Thursday for crashing the market?

Sorry I thought I sent the memo but it was pushed to next Tuesday.

originally posted by: thesaneone

Sorry I thought I sent the memo but it was pushed to next Tuesday.

Dammit. I had my sell/limit orders already programmed.

You wanna go stomp on a village instead now that we are free?

a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight
Greatilluminati2 are frauds, capitalising on a popular obsession in order to make money.
The people you need are Greatilluminati1. For a large fee, I will tell you how to make contact with them.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Actually we filled the time slot with assassinating Hollywood celebrities that have discovered too much about our cabal.

originally posted by: WakeUpBeer

Actually we filled the time slot with assassinating Hollywood celebrities that have discovered too much about our cabal.

Ooooooooooo, that sounds like fun. Can we start with that Randy Quaid character? He is obviously onto us.

The OP disappeared after making this thread.

Proof we are efficient.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
Ooooooooooo, that sounds like fun. Can we start with that Randy Quaid character? He is obviously onto us.

The second he shows up for a Christmas visit.

I'll join if I can have one of those cards that has KMA written on it.

originally posted by: WakeUpBeer

The second he shows up for a Christmas visit.

Awesome, see you then. I am off to RFID chip some children, Mark of the Beast and all that.

Have fun.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Alright man, have fun. You're a true hero helping those kids in need!

I'm off to debrief Alex Jones on the master plan updates.

As you know his fear mongering is a large percentage of our income.

a reply to: rockintitz

Hey man, have we not always filled your needs of Campari and marinated wild hog?

Anyone who knows anything about the REAL illuminati knows that this is no how you get in.

First of all they contact you. After leaving a cryptic versality "print" at the correct location (there are many), you get a call back if they want you in, or you don't.

a reply to: WakeUpBeer

Who says I disappeared? just quietly observing my masters engaging in meaningful convo, hoping some mud (enlightment) sticks to me -

a reply to: nonjudgementalist

Or, you stumble onto a post of global importance in the comment section of an ancestry site...then someone of importance calls you.