All Aboard! The Ark - Humanity's Only Chance?

This is hot off the press. For the past few weeks I've been able to solve the most complex of puzzles, some mysteries that have intrigued man for centuries, others more recent. They all have a common thread - something major is going to happen on 28 November 2015 and there's only one place to be if you want to survive it. Here's the story.

In the Book of Daniel Chapter 11 there is a tedious passage about a king in the North and a king in the South. They invade each other, retreat, invade and so on. For some reason I thought I would plot the story on a graph. Part way through the passage there is a reference to the Beautiful Land which I marked as well:




I was pretty amazed that the East Coast of the UK should appear. I was even more amazed that the Beautiful Land is where I live. The name of my village is Ancaster. It's an old Roman settlement. I enjoy word plays and I realised that it could be written Ankh Aster. Ankh is the symbol for Life, Venus and Woman. It can also refer to a matriarchy. Aster is the Greek for Star. This reminded me of a passage in the Book of Revelation.

A couple of days later I was drawn to the story of the Ark in Genesis 6. I reread the description: 300 cubits by 50 cubits by 30 cubits, built with rooms, pitch within and pitch without and three stories. I wondered what gopherwood was and looked up the Hebrew. Hebrew letters have numeric values. Reading the word from right to left gives 3 Pe 4. That looks surprisingly like PI to me. The other puzzles in the Bible I've solved have all relied on circular maths of some description. This seemed like another case. So I designed an Ark:



When I did the calculations I noticed that they were the same values as where I live in Latitude and Longitude. Just a coincidence I thought. First Daniel and now Genesis? So I parked it.

I remembered that in Revelation the dimensions of the City New Jerusalem are described. I looked the passage up and got drawing. I did the calculations and the same numbers came up.



So I looked up the reference on Google Maps. The location is less than half a mile from where I live. I saw something I'd not seen before. The names and numbers of the roads are all in Revelation:



I decided to leave the Bible there. It was getting a bit spooky. I saw a post on here about an alien spaceship and a man writing a message in binary code that gave coordinates to a location in Germany. I tried to find it and came across another message with coordinates in it. I took one look and knew that they were going to lead to my village even though the reference was in the middle of the Atlantic:

It's a simple case of mathematics. Rotate the right-angled triangle so that one corner is on the location given and the hypotenuse becomes the diameter of a circle. Same coordinates.



I found the article I was looking for. I saw the symbols the eye-witnesses had drawn on their interpretations of a spaceship. I dabbled with them by doubling them up and amazingly came up with an English name.



IT'S MY SURNAME! This is why my handle is "TheLamb".

I looked up the binary message and looked at the capitalised letters and numbers. It didn't take long to work out. Guess what? Yep, same coordinates again. This time the authors were kind enough to include some checks. The letters B O Z R are formed when you draw a diagram of the calculation. Z + R = 44. The word "CALL" can be formed from the capital letters: the international dialling code for the UK is +44. The letters when put in the right order produced a date: 28 November 15. It's MY BIRTHDAY! If you take the coordinates 53N 0.53W and multiply them you get 28.09. November was the ninth month hence the "Nov" and 28.09 was the date of the last Blood Moon, exactly two months earlier.



Both alien messages talk about protecting humanity so that it might continue. That led me to the conclusion we are talking Ark here.

The Book of Daniel Chapters 9 and 12 have a prophecy about the End Days which can be resolved with circular maths. The intersections align with the positions of the planets on 28 November 2015: 13 October + 46 days. There is also a reference in the book to 2300 days. The square root of 2300 is 47.95. This is when it's all supposed to be over. That's late 29 November 2015. It only lasts 48 hours or so.



Finally I overlaid my drawing of New Jerusalem on a map. The gates match the roads, making it easier to board I presume. If a ship is coming, which seems likely unless I'm the victim of a fantastic hoax, it will be 14 miles wide! Who will be driving it? God or aliens?



If you are like me and don't think this is all a coincidence you are more than welcome to come join me. It looks like I'm instrumental in this. One of the messages said to reveal all hidden information to all citizens. You are my first port of call. Twitter is next. If any of you work for a news organisation, maybe you'd see if they'd run the story? Even if it's the comedy item at the end. Few are going to believe any of this so I don't think we're going to be in a position where the Ark is full and can't take any more.

Tweet me if you are coming: @TheLamb93. But don't blame me if nothing happens. You've got as much information as I have.

93

I think you have lots of time on your hands and you may have just discovered that you are the antichrist!


In all seriousness though this is very interesting.

ETA: be very careful what you tweet if you don't want to end up in a straight jacket.

I like the pics, nice colors and stuff, i wish i could do pretty stuff like that.

Cya on nov 29 after nothing happens though

Another prediction based off of a book known to have misrepresentations, inaccuracies and contradictions (not to mention mythology). You have made a great presentation, but the totality of your conclusions stems from baseless assumptions.

'3 pe 4, kinda looks like pi to me'

Is not conclusive evidence. Your logic requires your own individualistic perspective (in many areas) and draws from those assumptions to further more assumptions.

Sorry, but I'm with Indigent on this one. I'll see you on Nov 29

originally posted by: TheLambThe other puzzles in the Bible I've solved have all relied on circular maths of some description.

There are no puzzles. You're making this stuff up -- you're creating proofs for puzzles that don't exist.

You take some arbitrary passage from the bible and then apply your ridiculous logic to it and out spews some new "revelation".

If you're so good are solving "puzzles" -- how about something useful like, cold fusion, or anti-gravity? Technologies that will actually SAVE mankind.

No one cares about the bible anymore.

a reply to: TheLamb

There is also an Ancaster in Ontario, Canada. Any linkage between the 2? Are they aligned or have a distance between them which means anything?

This just in. A sword was found in the River Witham which runs through Grantham, my nearest town in 1825 which has a mysterious inscription.
Daily Mail

It translates to two maps of the Solar System on the same date. 28.11.15.

So we have date and location, AGAIN!
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originally posted by: noonebutme

originally posted by: TheLambThe other puzzles in the Bible I've solved have all relied on circular maths of some description.

There are no puzzles. You're making this stuff up -- you're creating proofs for puzzles that don't exist.

You take some arbitrary passage from the bible and then apply your ridiculous logic to it and out spews some new "revelation".

If you're so good are solving "puzzles" -- how about something useful like, cold fusion, or anti-gravity? Technologies that will actually SAVE mankind.

No one cares about the bible anymore.

In the old days, if you had knowledge that you didn't want to get in the wrong hands, what's the best way to hide it so that you still keep hold of it even if you're invaded and exiled? Simple. You encrypt it in the religious texts. The invaders will happily throw it after you. Also have you not contemplated what would happen if it was so obvious that the world was going to end? It would cause chaos. The authors of the Bible knew this so they buried it away. Only those able to decipher the text would survive. The human race would get off to a better start with the brightest and best able to pass on their genes. Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's not there. I can't see your face, it doesn't mean you don't exist.

People not caring about the Bible will be to their detriment. Not mine. I've got it easy. I live 5 mins walk from the coordinates. I don't have to do anything. But I would feel guilty if I hadn't given it my best shot to try and save people. This is taking up a lot of my time. Responses like yours make me wonder why I bother. Why would we want someone like you to restart the race? The people round here are hard grafters, most work the land all year round without any grumbles. You get on your high horse immediately claiming you speak for the majority spouting only negatives. Where's the constructive criticism? Where's the evidence to the contrary? If we were in Court you would have lost by now.

Why develop anti grav or cold fusion? How will that save mankind? Mankind can only be saved if it wants to be saved. And that means getting off your backside and doing something about it.

You know the story of Noah? It's a prophecy. "You coming?" "No!" "Ah..." Shem, Ham and Japheth the sons are named after my two sisters who live near to the village and my mum: Stelle, Tam and Daph. I have to care about the Bible because it is caring for me.

originally posted by: TheLamb
For the past few weeks I've been able to solve the most complex of puzzles, some mysteries that have intrigued man for centuries, others more recent.

I suppose we should consider ourselves lucky (blessed, as it were) that you have decided to drop these pearls of wisdom on us for the cost of an Internet connection.

originally posted by: TruthxIsxInxThexMist
a reply to: TheLamb

There is also an Ancaster in Ontario, Canada. Any linkage between the 2? Are they aligned or have a distance between them which means anything?

wow i live right beside ancaster

weird amount of a coincidences but it's probably something else

i was also looking into that same binary message that you're referring to (don't usually do this but this one was compelling). i figured it had something to do with environmental advancement as to not keep going down the same path we've been. not gonna lie i can't really see how all these things add up but they are weird. with all these earthquakes going on right now though things are a bit trippy. what's tripping me out is the earthquake stats I just looked at seem to be corresponding to the music I've been making lately. the cover art for a song i put up last week is surf style waves from an old sega game (can't remember the name but it has something to do with cali) crashing up against the shore, with the number 117 in the corner. people commented that the song was deep. the 7.3 earthquake that just hit is 117 km deep. there's also something called drake's passage (5.6 magnitude)? which is weird because on that same song I chopped up the drake verse in forever and the amp the vocals filtered through is my self titled 56 amp. now i sound even crazier than you lol, i hope this is all nothing but I am a little weirded out right now. i'm gonna go make some more music and forget about it, i think we're good

here's the ting i'm talking about: files.abovetopsecret.com... (it says 116.9km deep but they're just calling it 117), again i don't think this is anything but the fact that people are saying there's also quackes in cali is weird because the cover art is from a sega game alluding to surfing in california. again, i just feel like this is a weird coincidence and i don't think it holds any weight. ill be devastated if it does, but i'm just airing it out there because it's a weird coincidence

Very interesting. Ever since... Well, a long time ago, I have had dreams that tend to come true. Maybe that sounds crazy, so ignore it if you want. Doesn't bother me. Anyway, for at least three years, I've had recurring dreams about a series of events that are supposed to begin on October 27th. The year is, as of yet, indeterminate, but October 27 sounds roughly similar/close to November 28th... I'm not sure if there's a correlation.

The basic idea of what's going to happen seems to have something to do with a deadly virus that can be caught in either of its two forms: Airborne or through an open wound. Some people from two certain family lines have a genetic immunity (which originated in the early fourteenth century) to said virus. The open-wound variation of the virus kills any non-immune person in ten hours or less. The airborne variation kills only non-virgins, in the same amount of time. Developing a vaccine will be next to impossible, unless you have a large supply of virgin doctors and scientists and willing test subjects. The only cure is a blood transfusion from one of those immune. Which, of course, has to be an acceptable blood type...

I don't know if it's related, but I figured I should mention it, in case it was helpful.

a reply to: Iamthatbish

What Justin Lambell tweets is likely to get him arrested, not in a straight jacket, and that's aside from the insane Facebook post to the Islamic Society of USA