Cloning Conspiracy - Has Dave Chappelle been cloned?

a reply to: TechniXcality

How do you know you're not a turtle dreaming of being human?

If you answer this question satisfactorily I'll probably steal the answer and use it to answer your question. (May or may not also use it to become a famous philosopher)

a reply to: Chadwickus

From those two pics we can be sure that Elvis was larded and discarded. Stuffed and sausaged. Plumped up, pied out and pounded. He sang about his blue suede shoes but near the end of his life he probably couldn't see his feet to tell just what colour shoes he had on.

a reply to: Pinke

I very well could be a turtle dreaming i am human, i could be a brain in a vat ect. My concern in this line of thinking is not the philosophical implications, but the psychological malfunction that can result believing people "are being replaced by clones" the paranoia involved can be a sure sign of a logical break down.

a reply to: TechniXcality
You're right to a point I suppose, and we're probably being insensitive.

OP: not meant as an offensive statement, but if you do feel an awful lot of psychological discomfort etc ... be sure to talk to someone close to you (or far away from you if it's more comfy). Blah, sorry I normally don't make jokes like that.

What would be the point of cloning Dave Chappelle and bringing him back? He was out of the public eye and no one gave a hoot about him.

I agree that he seems different. Give him some time and I bet the old DC will start to come out

a reply to: Aleister

"Comfortable slip on loafers" just isn't catchy enough..

Could be his clone.

or.....

I thought he had a drug problem in the past. That would explain alot.
So being "clean" now, would make sense for everything different about him.

a reply to: Redlisted

I only recently watched Dave's old videos. Brilliant man. Very funny.

It's very suspect this u-turn, he seemed like his beliefs had been cast in stone during the anti-illuminati sections of his stand-ups.

Has he been cloned.....is Dave Dave MJ? Who knows.......

I really, really, really hope that Dave, being an obvious CTer. reads ATS and replies to this thread. Oh the lolz!

I think its the same Dave. I think Dave found out first hand about "NWO" stuff and flipped out and wanted out. He might have even bought into the 2012 stuff but this is just a guess. He has had a lot of time to process things.

Most likely the weight gain is due to cessation of marijuana smoking and probably a prescription drug like Depakote. His humor is still the same. I saw a stand up bit he did on tour a couple months ago and it was hilarious. He had the best setup for a joke ever. He started off talking about banking and social change in the 60s and stuff and all of the turmoil over several decades. You felt he was really hitting on something and getting deep. Then wham he ties it in by saying "..and in the middle of all of this (the events of the 60s and 70s)..Bill Cosby managed to rape 48 women!" . It was at that point I knew he still had "IT".

Some people say the camera adds a few pounds. Maybe that's always been a rouse and it's the cloning that adds the pounds.

#fatClones

a reply to: Redlisted

You do realize that it would take 30 plus years to get a clone to match the right age as Dave, right?

originally posted by: NowWhat
a reply to: Redlisted

You do realize that it would take 30 plus years to get a clone to match the right age as Dave, right?

this would be true with traditional clones, however a new breed of 'clone' which is actually an organic robotoid can be made in hours requiring only DNA from the original person it is replacing. these are biological machines & are created from an action similar to cloning, yet in part using certain flesh from animals or humans, particularly common is the use of the cerebral and nerve system of the cow.

The four types of ’clones’ that are used by the Illuminati:

Cl.
Actual Clones
This is a person who has been grown from a test tube (called "in vitro") or implanted womb, which has the identical genetic makeup to another person--an identical twin so to speak in terms of genetic makeup. The genetic coding has reproduced, and a new person who is an identical twin is now in existence.
C2.
Synthetic People
These are "persons" who look every bit as real, as a real person, but simulate human beings. Certain tissues extracted from cattle are the starting point. (This is part of the reason for cattle mutilations.) The process is an advancement of a process discovered in the late 1950’s. This 1959 experiment was reported in a book in 1968 called The Biological Time Bomb by Gordon Rettray Taylor.

Taylor describes the experiment done in France,
"They had extracted DNA from the cells of the khaki Cam phells and had injected it into the white Pekins, thinking that just possibly the offspring of the latter might show some character derived from khaki Campbells. To their astonishment the actual ducks they injected began to change. Their white feathers darkened, and their necks began to take on the peculiar curve which is a mark of the khaki Campbell."
The scientists working under the auspices of the Rothschilds, developed this process by working at secret breakneck speed. They developed an advanced development of the process they discovered with the DNA chicken experiment. By the late 1970’s, synthetic people could be produced by the Illuminati.
C3.
Organic Robotoids
This is an "artificial life" form that is created through processes that are totally different than cloning or synthetics.

Organic robotoid technology is being made to make exact as possible copies of important people such as Presidents and some of their staff.

For instance, the Jimmy Carter who came to Portland a few years ago who I stood two feet away from and examined visually was not the Jimmy Carter that had run for President. On Easter, 1979 the first robotoid model of Jimmy Carter replaced the man Jimmy Carter. By the time "Carter" was seen by me, they must have been on at least robotoid no. 100. This is why a friend of mine who was recently in Washington D.C. almost bumped into President Clinton jogging. My friend was surprised by the lack of security.

Kaiser Aluminum News which is put out by Kaiser Aluminum & Chemical Corporation put out a series of articles to a specialized audience in the 1960’s. This material was also published under the book title The Dynamics of Change (Prentice-Hall: Englewood Cliffs, N.J., 1967).

Under the title heading "GENETIC MANIPULATION" we read,
"The ability to control the formation of new beings may be one of the most basic developments of the future. Recent discoveries about the nucleonic acids, the basic building blocks of life, have led to the belief that man may some day be able to treat genes in such a way that desired characteristics can be realized..."
Under the heading "MAN-MACHINE SYMBIOSIS" we read,
"...Computers exist which can learn, remember, see, seek goals, reason, walk, sing on key, talk, be irritable, play games, grasp, adapt to an environment and even design improvements in themselves... man-like computers may one day contain plasma circulating through a viscera-like envelope, allowing them to be self-healing."
Under the heading "HUMAN ROBOTS" we read,
"...An electronic circuit that imitates two neurons, the cells of the human brain, has been built, and has enabled a robot to deal with some unexpected situations, but the neuron structure was bulky. The brain has billions of neurons, meaning an incredible miniaturization job will be necessary before truly ’human’ robots are developed."
As the reader knows since the 1960’s when this was written an incredible miniaturization job has been done in computers. What the public knows of that miniaturization is incredible and that is only part of what has actually occurred. In fact, scientists are now able to manipulate DNA to create computers.

A basic thing that is needed to create a computer is material that will consistently change given some type of "signal". This is because the computer works off of base two--or what is simply an on--off switch system, or a 0 or 1 system of numbers.

Living biological material is superior to other material for making computers because the heat created by the methods in conventional computers slows the speed. For super-computers to work at great speeds they need to use biological material that will not heat up. This type of miniaturization has already been done. It creates computers far beyond what we are familiar with.

Organic robotoids are amazingly humanlike, so humanlike that it is hard for the scientists who have created them to get used to the idea that they are not humans. Biological computer brains for the robotiods came as a result of research into holograms.

If you tear up a conventional photograph you ruin it, but if you tear up the film that produces a hologram, each piece still contains almost all the same image. This is why part of the brain of people can be removed and the brain regain what it had lost. A holographic image of a person’s brain is made, and then when the brain of a robotoid is made, the biological computer in its head is caused to form according to the holographic record of a person being copied. Some deviations from the holographic record are needed, because the "person" is a robotoid and not a person.

The brain of the robotoid has almost all of the correct memory of the person reproduced, but the robotoid brain is really a computer made from biological material which is programmed, it is not a human brain. First, "Clinton" has the energy to jog because it may well be a robotoid, and second thing, an assassination of a robotoid is not so serious. These robotoids have a biological computer-brain that is programmed. They can think in the sense a computer thinks, but secret advances in understanding the human brain, have allowed the makers of organic robotoids to have the memory of a person at a given point in time transferred to an organic robotoid. The key then for making what appears to be a clone --but they are not a real clone-- is to capture the person to be copied and make a holographic copy of the brain memory and transfer that to the robotoid.

further info www.bibliotecapleyades.net...

originally posted by: chiefsmom
Could be his clone.

or.....

I thought he had a drug problem in the past. That would explain alot.
So being "clean" now, would make sense for everything different about him.

iirc that was a media lie to slander his character... dc was never a crack head.

his entire aura has changed. everything about him seems different. his 'jokes' fall flat and are far from the personality we got to know on the chappelle show. dc was extremely talented and witty. this impostor soulless robot is everything dave was not...

a reply to: Redlisted
Daves Replacement is highlighted in this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvHgj5kE2jg&list=PLOrYcNApzH8VuMth_nAJ_X0mDwYjNupGz

a reply to: bigdevonlove


George Clooney just said your vids aren't working and were pulled!

Clooney claims clone clips clipped!!

Wow.

A normal man ages gracefully, probably starts either working out to get in shape or to help maintain sanity and he is a clone?

This is a joke...right? This guy knows whats going on from the inside. He probably knows now how to keep quiet to play the game from within. Thought be could beat it by taking a vacation to Africa, years ago mind you, but decided to play it cool and keep low key in Ohio.

Ever see pictures of Steven Segal or Trent Reznor? Both guys got a lot larger in frame as they got older. One apparently started lifting like crazy...but that's not the point. If you dont see someone every single day, you're not going to notice the changes that take place subtly over time.


Sheesh what a place!

He didn't sign the contract, nor did he wear a dress like they make all black actors do. But he dropped out before they had the chance to destroy his image before killing him, like they did Jackson and any other celeb that stands up for themselves.

Amy Winehouse before her death.
www.youtube.com...
"One of them tried to mold me into a big triangle, and I said 'Noooo.'"

a reply to: Redlisted