An Ultimatum From The Galactic Federation Has Been Issued...

I'm confused, do we get to start drinking early or not?

Need just one more transmission!

Oh no, please don't forsake us!!

I will miss those guys, they were so enlightening and helpful.

Edit - Where's the link?

What's the actual ultimatum that was given?

a reply to: raedar

Usually with the "FINAL NOTICE" transmissions, the ultimatum is pay your bill or we send you to collections. Our galactic FICO scores are gonna take a beating if that happens.

a reply to: soulpowertothendegree

I've clearly missed your previous "transmissions". What channel carries the reruns and on what days and times?

So the Galactic Federation are a bunch of bigots then? Too good for us?

I just polled my staff and none of them have ever heard of you, so your messages have clearly been sent to the wrong people using the wrong method. Perhaps you should find some human advisers?

Whoa Whoa Whoa hold your horses this has to be a hoax because I believe it was last year around the same time they gave their ultimatum speech to the U.N, it was of course a classified meeting.


I'm going out to the desert to talk to my reptilian pal and see what he knows.

originally posted by: raedar
What's the actual ultimatum that was given?

They said no more bacon.

Dear Galactic Federation!

Thanks for all that collective punishment just because our self-proclaimed elite wasn't able to unplug the wood... yet.

And btw: screw your Galactic Fascism as well! Can't understand why you would rather allow evil things to happen than actually help some decent people dealing with them. Frankly, I don't care anymore. Life is just a ride. Get one yourself and find another galaxy to meddle with!

This was my last transmission, no CAPS involved until this very moment:

GTFO and obey a nice Federationday!

originally posted by: Trueman

originally posted by: raedar
What's the actual ultimatum that was given?

They said no more bacon.

NO deal. Good riddance

the final transmission? You promise?

Because all the other hoaxes times your group mentioned showing up, they kind of forgot. (must have been busy saving humanity)

It's really sad what some people will do for attention.

a reply to: soulpowertothendegree

This is Lord Vador... GTFO my young apprentice!

a reply to: Trueman

Who in the hell would join a no bacon federation?

Bunch a sallies if ya ask me!

originally posted by: KawRider9
I'm confused, do we get to start drinking early or not?

Need just one more transmission!

Yes, I was able to decrypt the hidden code and damnit if it wasn't a directive to open a beer.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
a reply to: burdman30ott6

The Galactic Federation made me do it. They said it would be their last transmission if I didn't.

Join the cool kids in the Rebel Alliance, Kanga. We have wookies.

With a flag like that, they'll let the non-whites, aliens, etc. fight for them, but force them to use seperate but equal drinking fountains and sit at the back of the space bus generations later.

Destruction of earth!!!.???
Does this mean i DONT have to pay my car/house/ life insurance this month?
Nor get the cats the big bag of meow mix???
Answers, Now! Please!

a reply to: network dude

Ice cold Budweiser is in hand now!

Oh yeah, I'm frying bacon too. Come on over.

Just one question Galactic Federation. What's with all the probing?

originally posted by: soulpowertothendegree
An Ultimatum From The Galactic Federation Has Been Issued


Hear this oh Earthlings:

You have been warned countless times and yet you ignore our warnings.

The Galactic Federation has had enough.

There is NOT going to be any more intervention on our part.

We have swooped down and pulled you out of your own destructive behavior tendencies time and time again.

No more!

You want to know why we have not disclosed ourselves to the entirety of this planet?

Because you have demonstrated over the course of Earthly time that you are NOT worthy of being included in our Galactic Council.

We instructed you to get rid of your religious rhetoric. We instructed you to quit being greedy, selfish war mongers. We instructed you to love each other. We instructed you to get rid of all weapons. We instructed you on what makes a good galactic neighbor.

You have ignored us and so, my dear Earthlings…we have decided to allow you to complete the destruction of your precious planet and we will only save those innocent souls that are deserving.

THIS WILL BE OUR LAST TRANSMISSION.

Thank f... for that.
Galactic poop!

The Galactic Federation is all talk no action. They have been threatening to openly intervene with the affairs of Earth and in the supposedly ongoing battle for our planet for... how long has it been... at least 30 years now.

I can only hope that they finally get off their galactic asses and do something for real instead of all the jibber-jabber.

Please can I report my neighbor to the Galactic Federation?
He's throwing chocolate wraps and cigarettes buts from the window which is a very destructive behavior for our garden.
If only the Galactic Federation will send some agents to take care of this problem ( you sure know where he lives) the rest of our neighborhood is perfectly fine,
and we love each other,
and promise to behave exemplary
until our integration in the Galactic Federation.

Thank you,
A Clueless Earthling