Gay? You are saved!

Don't worry. This isn't a gay-bashing thread. Quite the opposite. If you are gay, you literally are saved.

The heterosexuals have had their time on Earth and they've not made a very good job of it. They gave us the Spanish Inquisition, the Nazis and ISIS to name but three. Even though Christianity and Islam preach peace, they have hounded gays for centuries with little sign of letting up. Jesus preached "Love thy Neighbour" two thousand years ago and never mentioned homosexuality so it follows that gays should be welcomed into the flock the same as everybody else. That never materialised. The Catechism still states that homosexuality is intrinsically disordered and in the Islamic states it is still a criminal offence.

God ain't pleased. So things are going to change.

In the Book of Revelation it mentions the 144,000 who are described as the first fruits of God and of the tribes of Israel. The males are "undefiled by women", ie they don't sleep with females, and the females are "virgins" or they don't sleep with men. When the book was written in AD99 there were 4.5 million Jews in the world. 144,000/4.5m = 3.2%. That's the percentage of gays in the population.

Revelation also says that they are without guile, or they are innocent. Remember that it was Adam and Eve who ate from the tree and they were straight. Both Adam and Eve were punished with their respective "sorrows". The word was chosen specifically with now in mind. "Gay" is the opposite of "sorrow".

In the ancient sciences (which God contributed to) the male is represented by fire, the female by water. What happens when you mix the two? The fire is extinguished, some steam is generated and you're left with a sludge of water, ash and soot. Two males together creates a bigger, brighter flame. Two females together turns a stream into a river. If male is hydrogen and female is oxygen then you see why Adam must cleave to Eve's breast: hydrogen bonds with oxygen over two covalent bonds. The atoms lose their properties and are no longer recognisable. That's the Church's view of marriage for you.

As I said, God ain't pleased. The time has come for the 144,000 together to be with God while events unfold. There will be a haven for the 144,000 and the local population.

Unfortunately you need to work out the date and the location. If you are gay it shouldn't be much of a problem. Let your creative, imaginative side flow and follow your instincts.

There are a couple of checks:
Date: Google "Section X UK" where X is the day you come up with.
Place: Look up the reference on Google Maps and note the name of the nearest road.

Date challenge:


(Hint: work out the top one first. It's a straight forward binary code)

Location challenge:

(Hint: the location is in degrees and minutes. If you convert to decimal the same digits, spookily, are repeated.)

If you're straight and work it out, you are more than welcome to join us. You won't be alone.

For the Christians, this is as close to the Rapture as it gets. Those who come to the location on the specified date will just vanish and "go up to be with God". You too are very welcome but come with an open mind.

L

a reply to: TheLamb

This makes about as much sense as Heaven Gates founder Marshall Applewhite sermons BUT again he did convince over 30 people to commit suicide.

a reply to: TheLamb

Gays, Crop Circles and the rapture all in one thread - you seem to be pushing the boat out with this one.

I take it you're a member that thinks quantity rather than quality of threads is most important!!!

Yet again a thread that makes no sense whatsoever.why do you do it lamb.if god existed he would want you to lead a normal life, so please do.

a reply to: TheLamb

If I have to turn gay to be there, I don't want no kool aid. I'll have it with tequila

granted i don't believe a single word of it, but i will say it's kinda intriguing in a way
Someone could make a fun doomsday style movie out of it!

a reply to: TheLamb

Yay this is awesome news! No wait, what???
😐

Nice to see lamb is fond of a gay person but the thread is a joke. Stick to forcing it down the throat as usual ( no pun intended) and telling us what god thinks.

Crop circles are the work of fallen angels.

The patterns used are a dead giveaway and the connections to ley lines and witch craft are clearly undeniable.

The Crop Circles of the Fallen Angels


The Great Crop Circle Deception

a reply to: Murgatroid

Thank you for your input. I was not aware of the info you posted. Another aspect that shows there is something supernatural ongoing in a natural world.

a reply to: Murgatroid

Crop circles are the work of people who make crop circles. You think aliens/god/fallen angels care for the illuminati or binary code?

a reply to: rossacus

There are thousands of eyewitnesses who disagree...

One person below writes: "If hoaxers are responsible for crop circles, then they appear to have mastered the art of time travel..."

"...a number of people witnessed the formation of a circle as it appeared in long grass near Starr Hill in West Wiltshire (UK). To quote from their experience, "Suddenly the grass began to sway before our eyes and laid itself flat in a clockwise spiral, just like the opening of a lady's fan. A perfect circle was completed in less than half a minute, all the time accompanied by a high-pitched humming sound. It was still there the next day".

The Deepening Complexity of Crop Circles

Although hoaxers claim to have orchestrated the phenomenon in 1978, unpublished evidence at the time showed approximately 200 sporadic reports of crop circles around the world throughout the 1900s, with dozens of eyewitnesses reporting crop circles forming in a matter of seconds as far back as 1890.

Several highly descriptive accounts were even documented in 1678 by Robert Plot, then curator of the Ashmolean Library in Oxford, England. If hoaxers are responsible for crop circles, then they appear to have mastered the art of time travel, in which case it is they who ought to be under scientific scrutiny.

To date some 10,000 crop circles have been cataloged in 29 countries worldwide, and their anomalous features continue to defy replication: plants bent an inch above soil, their cellular structure altered; stems lightly burned around the base; alterations to the crystalline structure of the affected soil; evaporation of ground water; alteration of the local electromagnetic field; and dowsable, long-lasting energy patterns, not to mention hundreds of measured effects on the human biological field.

So much for two guys and a piece of wood. But thanks to a virtual embargo on the coverage of research throughout the media, a popular myth has developed that all crop circles have been nothing more than a prank with a plank. By definition, a hoax is a forgery, and a forger requires an original from which to copy.

Crop circles created by Watchers(fallen angels)

Crop Circles eyewitnesses reporting forming in seconds - Google Search

Eyewitness Testimony: A Crop Circle Forming!

Aren't gays that accept Christ saved anyway? We are all sinners by definition.

a reply to: TheLamb

So the heterosexuals brought you NAZIs, Spanish inquesitions and ISIS? I think you're forgeting human reproduction.

a reply to: Murgatroid
The case you are referring to is a well known hoax. They even admitted it.its famous and laughable.
Welldone sir....kool aid anyone?

The Gay Agenda at full effect!!

Like, do people worship us now?

a reply to: Darth_Prime
Western society. Does but don't worry your time will come to an end ...

originally posted by: rossacus
The case you are referring to is a well known hoax. They even admitted it.its famous and laughable.
Welldone sir....kool aid anyone?

Source?

As I said, there are thousands of eyewitnesses who have reported seeing them...

Are they all in on it together?

That would be one heck of a hoax...

My guess is that your 'hoax' is probably the real hoax.

You mentioned nothing specifically and I gave 4 links with two quotes, which are you referring to?

a reply to: Murgatroid

Referring to the Wiltshire one. And when you say thousands see it you mean hundreds of small tight knit groups?

I fell for crop circles once, dimensional portals for instant travel, messages from aliens in binary, etc etc

As long as it makes you happy and you genuinely feel it's true then fair play to you. Enjoy the bliss while it lasts.

originally posted by: rossacus
a reply to: Murgatroid
The case you are referring to is a well known hoax. They even admitted it.its famous and laughable.
Welldone sir....kool aid anyone?

It's not because some people can do it that it discredits all every crop circle on the planet.

Some skeptics have their heads so much in the sand that anything that's according to their mind set can impale their asses even when it's far from the truth.