Trust the GORTON'S Fisherman?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: butcherguy
I discard the sticks though.

Smart move. You don't want to put those in your mouth.

Ah, so you like fish sticks in your mouth eh?

originally posted by: network dude

Ah, so you like fish sticks in your mouth eh?

I don't get it.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
Regardless, please don't eat those ratty-ass fish sticks, or any other breaded fish that's made of pollock.

They also use that crud fish to make the imitation crab meat sticks as well.

If you ever saw how those were made you would sooner eat cigarette butts.

BUTTT they're kinda parallel to McD Chicken Nuggets which taste so GOOD!



They need to do a factory video of Gorton's process! I mean, can we REALLY trust the Gorton's fisherman??

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Never had it, but I know folks who love it. When I want crab, I eat actual crab. When I want deep fried fish, I go catch a halibut, rockfish, or lingcod, batter it with panko, fry it, and enjoy deep fried fish. The crap some people eat in this modern world is barely a step up from 50,000 ago when man was picking the bones from a predator kill that had sat in the sun festering for a week.

originally posted by: Milah

BUTTT they're kinda parallel to McD Chicken Nuggets which taste so GOOD!

I would not know.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Gortons chicken breasts

I'm advertising!

Actually, a glass of wine some hawaiian bread and any breasts.

It has always been gordons.

Quit jacking with us.

a reply to: burdman30ott6

50,000 ago when man was picking the bones from a predator kill that had sat in the sun festering for a week.

Great... you have gone and made me hungry... right after lunchtime.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
Never had it, but I know folks who love it.

When I want crab, I eat actual crab. When I want deep fried fish, I go catch a halibut, rockfish, or lingcod, batter it with panko, fry it, and enjoy deep fried fish.

If there were more people like you and I the fast food joints would be shuttered.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Never had it, but I know folks who love it.

When I want crab, I eat actual crab. When I want deep fried fish, I go catch a halibut, rockfish, or lingcod, batter it with panko, fry it, and enjoy deep fried fish. The crap some people eat in this modern world is barely a step up from 50,000 ago when man was picking the bones from a predator kill that had sat in the sun festering for a week.

Will the real fisherman please stand up! Now you're a fisherperson I'd probably trust!

Craving fish & chips with a generous side or tartar & catsup now..*growl*

I am not sure if we should trust him or not.
He's seems unassuming and non threatening although he does appear to be looking at something off in the distance, not straight ahead and steering the boat...
Anyhow, when I was very young it seems I remember every Friday eating fish sticks, mac and cheese, and maybe fries or something else...very carb heavy meal...LOL
My kids wouldn't even try them. Of course, I never pushed the issue it just seemed when they (and I) were younger that EVERY kid liked fish sticks...not true...
I remember maybe the oldest was about 4 or 5 and me grabbing a sack of them. I said want to try these? She says "no way, what is it?" I say "pollock, or cod or some such fish with some crunchies on it". She says, "uh, I don't think so Mom"...
LOL- I don't think so either now...

^ Think I saw POLLOCK.. will have to take a look at the box I just threw out.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Milah

BUTTT they're kinda parallel to McD Chicken Nuggets which taste so GOOD!

I would not know.

YOu're a Nugget virgin? I suppose theres still hope for humanity, afterall

originally posted by: Milah

YOu're a Nugget virgin?

Yes, my nuggets are still virginal.

a reply to: Milah

Chickens don't have nuggets!
I've done my research.

Ya and fish dont have sticks

It just dawned on me that the 'Gortons' jingle the guy's voice sounded like he said trust the 'GORDON'S' or 'gordens' fisherman but now the voice sounds different and yeah well of course it sounds more like GorTon's

a reply to: Milah
always been Gorton's.

(from a former fish stick addict)

I can buy a whole live chicken for what they charge for a box of nuggets.
It really isn't that hard to kill'em and clean'em.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: network dude

Ah, so you like fish sticks in your mouth eh?

I don't get it.

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originally posted by: network dude

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That went right over your head, son.



I am a genius and I do not get the joke.

that really sucks, frozen breaded fish filets used to be one of my favorite 'quick' meals, now after reading your post I'm not sure I can buy fish sticks again,, processed food in general is chock full of "?mystery meat" and not appetizing, I'm pretty much a vegetarian now