Birthday Poem - Can be Personalised

The following poem incorporates all the letters of the alphabet, so you can change any line you like to include the name of your lucky friend or relative and a bit of relevant detail. No need to credit me, say you made up the whole thing - if you have the nerve to confess to such a thing.

Thank me later

A is for the Apple of his / her Mummy's eye
B is for Baby - sweet hush-a-bye
C is for Childhood so quickly passed by
D is for Days - Oh , doesn't time fly?
E is for Eek! it's downhill from here
cos F is for Frownlines from each ear to ear
G is for Go - you'll find it has flown
H is for Hair - is yours all your own?
I is for Image - you were really hot stuff
J is for Juice - have you still got enough?
K is for Kinky, & Klingfilm & Klubbing - Oh, drat
L is the Last you'll see of all that
M's Middle Age which you'll hit fair and square
N is for No - you don't wanna be there
O is for Old Age and on its insistence
the P for your Prime retreats to the distance
Q is the Question - how can youth linger?
R is for Rude - just give age the finger
S is for Sun - it hasn't quite set
T is for Twilight - that hasn't hit yet
U is Unrepentant, unbloodied, unbowed
V is for Vulgar - all those times you were loud
W is for Why, when worst comes to worst
the X-rated bits are the ones that go first
Y is for Youth - no,YOU don't have to get old
Z - Zimmer-frame: we'll put yours on hold

a reply to: berenike

I Like this one Beren! Good Job! That alphabet earlier got ya thinking did it?!

a reply to: SyxPak

I've been clearing out the garage - and a right little treasure trove it's turned out to be. I've inflicted a shed-load of stuff on the local charities, and didn't want to leave out ATS

I wrote the poem, on request (demand), ages ago and had to adapt a few lines before I posted it. That's what gave me the idea that it could be used by anyone daft enough to want it.

I'll probably regret this, but i don't mind re-writing a line to personalise it for anyone who can't think up new words themselves. Send me a pm if you want to keep it private BUT I can only do so many re-writes. No hundreds of options

a reply to: berenike

No need for a re-write Beren... Is fine just as-is!!! ...

(Oh, The word is E N C O M P A S S...) LOL!!...

a reply to: berenike
Bravo!! S&F

a reply to: SyxPak

If I personalised the poem for you the new lines could read:

S is for SyxPak - a dragon in flight
T is for Talons - for use in a fight


I was hoping someone else would take on E N C O M P A S S. I can't get past Enemas Never Charring Orifices..



Mousygretchen - thank you