Trump for President: a guide

1. Deciding who to vote into the presidency is hard. But we can always go with the guy who seems to be on the level? I don't think so. Introducing: Trump. If coming off as sleazy was a compliment then he would definitely get that one a lot. And it is apparently, so he does. And I love it. Love it unquestionably because appeals to that feel good part of my brain that is mad at the world!

2. Immigration is a big deal. But not for the immigrants themselves. They can just be shipped off as soon as possible. Do they have homes in Mexico? I don't know. Will they be able to get jobs? I don't care. Maybe they can come back legally. I wouldn't have a problem with them then. ButBut, the law! THE LAW!!! Ahhh! AHHH!

3. We need to completely reform healthcare . I'm sure Trump has a plan for that too. Whatever it is it must be good? Wish we could all be privy to the Trump-ness of it all but alas it is to be kept secret. Vote Trump!

4. Let's face it the liberals will run this country into the ground. I'm looking now at two liberals walking down the street acting so high and mighty about themselves. "We're better than God." I hear them saying. I don't like that one bit.

5. He must have some super secret plan in place to deal with the RNC. He's exploited something on the system and some gain is in the future. I daresay by this time for four years from now he will be king of the world. He will be more wise in human history as the man who united all nations under his rule.

6. Indonesians love him! Next.

7.Mexicans love him even more!

8. He brags all about himself all the time to anybody that will listen. This appeals to me for some odd reason I don't know I guess. Vote for Trump!

Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell.

a reply to: ColeYounger

Me neither!

Its like preseason football. This part of the primary is all about "ooooo Scott Tolzein is the man" but once the season starts you realize Aaron Rodgers is the better bet.

Except in this case, Trump is like Tebow. The headlines are there, the substance isn't. Period.

a reply to: ColeYounger

a reply to: DuckforcoveR
That's just not true his substance is

originally posted by: DuckforcoveR
Its like preseason football. This part of the primary is all about "ooooo Scott Tolzein is the man" but once the season starts you realize Aaron Rodgers is the better bet.

Except in this case, Trump is like Tebow. The headlines are there, the substance isn't. Period.

a reply to: ColeYounger

Have to disagree with that. Trump is a business man who has amassed an amazing fortune. That takes smarts.
Since most of business requires political savy, he is well versed in both arena's and he is proving it.

Is what? True? The man who thinks "what are your specific plans for fixing this" is a gotcha question?

He's about as deep as a root canal. Painfully shallow and shamefully our fault for not taking better care of our teeth...i swear there's an analogy there.


a reply to: TsukiLunar

Except that he didn't "amass" a fortune. He started with a stacked deck. So, in the words of Penn and Teller: BULLSHNIKES

How to be a bazillionaire

a reply to: charlyv

originally posted by: DuckforcoveR
Except that he didn't "amass" a fortune. He started with a stacked deck. So, in the words of Penn and Teller: BULLSHNIKES

How to be a bazillionaire

a reply to: charlyv

And, he turned that into a $5b debt, and convinced banks to bail him out, then took his casino enterprise public and invested heavily in real estate. His salary is over $60m a year. Business and politics.

Aka, dirty. Moral is, put him on a pedestal but only to point and shoot. He's a human (barely) but kicking out a 90 year old woman using eminent domain to build a limo lot (while professing government size and overreach as a huge problem) takes the cake.

He's a scumbag. A dirty, greedy, self righteous prick. No "he makes this much salary" will make me feel any different. I make a decent living as well and can't name a single person I've stepped on to squish along the way. And his whole "when I'm president ill be so damn good at the military it'll make your head spin" reminds me of a kid with a lighter, gas, and GI Joe burning a Matchbox car. Except his lighter is the f'n nuclear codes. 🎂


a reply to: charlyv

a reply to: DuckforcoveR

If US citizens elect Trump, they will get EXACTLY what they deserve.

Couldn't have said it better myself 😊

a reply to: TerryMcGuire

originally posted by: charlyv

originally posted by: DuckforcoveR
Its like preseason football. This part of the primary is all about "ooooo Scott Tolzein is the man" but once the season starts you realize Aaron Rodgers is the better bet.

Except in this case, Trump is like Tebow. The headlines are there, the substance isn't. Period.

a reply to: ColeYounger

Have to disagree with that. Trump is a business man who has amassed an amazing fortune. That takes smarts.
Since most of business requires political savy, he is well versed in both arena's and he is proving it.

No it doesn't take "amazing smarts" when you inherit 200 million and have deep connections thanks to your daddy.

I agree.
Only the smartest should guide our country.

If you're not a multi millionaire yet, then you're doing something wrong.

What's holding you back? Deep rooted religion? Passiveness? Low self esteem?

If you're not winning then you're just a looser sheep.

Trump is a winner. He is the winner.

It is impossible to be as successful as he is without being very smart and making the right decisions.

And before you start with the inheritance bs, how far could you go with a couple hundred million in inheritance?
You'd probably squander it.

Trump turned it into billions through hard work and genius deals.

What could you do? What have you done?

Trump for president!

Truthfully, I'm with Trump when he says we should build a wall. As a matter fact I think we should build a lot of walls like just a bunch of walls. And maybe some hallways that lead into more walls. We could set up some kind of dome over the country and build a buncha hallways to confuse any invaders.

a reply to: NowWhat

I totally agree with you ! Do you agree with my plan about the walls?

a reply to: TsukiLunar

Oh god yes!
The more hallways the better.

And there should also be fake exit signs that lead you into rooms that immediately drop off into pits with protruding spikes.
That way you end up getting impaled and dying miserably.
Thatd be cool

a reply to: NowWhat

And we can take some alligators from Florida and put them down there so that they eat the corpses and we don't have to clean them up and we could put up a bunch of fake doors that open up to reveal rooms with more walls and hallways.