EXCLUSIVE: Scientists baffled after mysterious "alien" corpse found in Russia

a reply to: MysterX

"Are Bananas all the same size then?"

Not yet, but I understand Monsanto is working on that!

Here he is "Alyoshenka the Handsome:

originally posted by: theatreboy
I saw this just before logging on to ATS...I had hoped to be able to break the story

Anyway, while I can't say what it is, or was, it always amuses me that people jump straight to aliens.
With so much on this Earth undiscovered, why do you all look to space for the answers?
This question is not meant to insult or anger anyone, just to help me learn.
For the record, I am undecided on the existance of aliens, but very open minded to the posibility.

What do you mean "you all"

Not one single person in this thread has claimed it was an alien.

originally posted by: watchitburn
a reply to: FamCore

Mystery solved.

It's a chocolate covered Bananafish.

You forgot to fudge-coat its face.

Eww that thing is gross - and yet it's still safer than GMO salmon lmao

I agree with others on here - said alien / nanner-fish hybrid is really lookin like a chicken

Could smb open the video on Alyoshenka? I can't. It looks like a conspiracy of humanoids. Yet here is the bare link to Alyoshenka
www.youtube.com...

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
I don't know what it is but Steven Greer will be charging us to look at it in 4... 3... 2...

Lol. Sirius 2 is in the making as soon as the creature got discovered. People sit back, get the popcorn ready and prepare for another moth type of alien invocation

a reply to: ufoorbhunter

Having raised chickens, ducks, and ostriches, this doesn't look like anything like fowl.

It's a fetus that appears deformed or just underformed but more so with appendages torn off, front legs at the shoulder and one back leg missing. Would say looks mammalian. Due to the toe/digits it may be canid.

According the The Daily Express(more here), researches say it's not a chicken embryo as thought before hand.

Size comparison:

wasn't that women who kept a carved vegetable in the fridge and claimed it was an alien from Russia too?

This one looks weird. It looks like a head, neck and arm. Even though, i'm hoping that appendage is a shrivelled up fin of a mutant baby mermaid/man

originally posted by: 0bserver1
It's sometimes hard to distinguish a decomposed human corpse from anything that has the same size or form. And this little maybe devormed decomposed horse or some other animal gets labeled Alien. where's DNA testing? It's a unidentified dead lifeform that's what it is... until proporly proven.

And I think Aliens wouldn't leave there own race behind, maybe in the case of a criminal settlement...

Your post belongs on all such threads. To the OP's credit, he's not claiming the Big A, but the Internet's of course want to sell it as such. More importantly, i believe you should coin the UDL acronym, and that ATS needs to have a UDL Forum along with the UFO forum.

#ing DNA TEST the bitch
to see what the # it is!

WOW !

hell, Ive seen convincing Faireys. Corpses
the makers did a good job ,
and a Pickled Baby Dragon,

DNA or its FAKE!

ok its a Little People a Brownie ! a Pixie !
A Chick man Mammal!

So maybe Someone lost their Dam Pygmy marmoset monkey

Deformed tadpole perhaps? It was found in water.

The beak looks like tortoise. It could be a small snapping turtle with a front leg bone.

It's the Eraserhead baby.

Every time I see "alien" and "Russia" in the same headline, my first thought is: "definitely a hoax."

originally posted by: charlyv
The beak looks like tortoise. It could be a small snapping turtle with a front leg bone.

I'm with Charlie on this one. That's just what it looks like to me, as well.

Ancient Alien Astronaut theorists say yes!

It's a banana nut butt boat float?

Wait...wait a minute y'all....do you mean to tell me some bloke was walking minding his own dad-gummed business and this someofabichen little mutherjumperalien lookin bassturd half dead thing friggin jumped up the dudes sleeve...get outtta here...sheet man...I'd be crappin...and I'm a big old tough guy...I'd scream...yep

thats the one armed man that richard kimble was looking for

Its a rock I tell you , a rock. Seriously , I agree with tortoise or turtle