Isnt there someone my age I could date?

a reply to: Elysian

originally posted by: Elysian

originally posted by: olaru12

originally posted by: Elysian

originally posted by: intrepid

originally posted by: Elysian
I dont let people see my cards, sometimes I don't even look at my own

Well I don't want to date you but if you want to bring your wallet to the poker game you are more than welcome.

I played black jack and hit on a 20 and won lunch money for it
Do you really want to gamble your chances?

I do....

If you make it a habit to hit on 20...I'll take any action you got.

Not a habit I just get lucky

Then I sincerely hope you get lucky in the Romance department. I know what it's like to be lonely!!

a reply to: valiant

OMG gave me an idea....The Yorkshire elvis.

Two large Yorkshire puddings
Crispy bacon 5 slices
Peanut butter (spread on the Yorkshires)
Sliced banana.

Best butty ever!!!

Plus its all you should eat in one day in one meal

originally posted by: olaru12

originally posted by: Elysian

originally posted by: olaru12

originally posted by: Elysian

originally posted by: intrepid

originally posted by: Elysian
I dont let people see my cards, sometimes I don't even look at my own

Well I don't want to date you but if you want to bring your wallet to the poker game you are more than welcome.

I played black jack and hit on a 20 and won lunch money for it
Do you really want to gamble your chances?

I do....

If you make it a habit to hit on 20...I'll take any action you got.

Not a habit I just get lucky

Then I sincerely hope you get lucky in the Romance department. I know what it's like to be lonely!!

One person's "lonely" is anothers "uncomplicated".

originally posted by: Bluntone22
Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Men are talking....

Lol!

And grab me a beer babe, thanks.

a reply to: boymonkey74

The Yorkshire Elvis LOL

That sounds disgusting! ... I like it, but only 5 bacon rashers?

Bake that monster and make a thread, I would happily watch you eat that lol

a reply to: valiant

Dude the Elvis is the best butty you will ever try. Just swap the Yorkshires with white sliced bread.
I scoffed until I had one.
But If I made a video of me eating the Yorkshire one I would be just drooling and telling everyone how good it is...

I may open a Elvis bar.

originally posted by: boymonkey74
Just swap the Yorkshires with white sliced bread.

No. Just no. Do you replace hamburger for steak?

Anyhow OP my dating advice for someone so young is enjoy it while it lasts.
One day you will wake up and go wow that went quick, so enjoy every last minute of being 22.

originally posted by: boymonkey74
Anyhow OP my dating advice for someone so young is enjoy it while it lasts.
One day you will wake up and go wow that went quick, so enjoy every last minute of being 22.

22? I was barely house trained by then. IDK which era is worse. The early teens or the early 20's.

a reply to: boymonkey74

Best butty I ever had, was Nice n Spicy Nik Naks, with cold baked beans and mini savoury eggs ... I kid you not! but I hadn't eaten in 9 days so maybe that had something to do with it lol

originally posted by: johnwick

originally posted by: Bluntone22
Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Men are talking....

Lol!

And grab me a beer babe, thanks.

Oh yes... send me to the room that has all the knives... and gas lines...and fire...

originally posted by: LookingForABetterLife
Convince ATS PTB to start an conspiracy themed dating site.

That is actually a great idea, that could bring more traffic to theabovenetworks LLC.

a reply to: Elysian

Don't misunderstand me. Let's look this over. You said:

The real me will always be invisible to people I dont trust. (you don't trust people - but you will have to trust them in order to get them to trust you. You don't have to give your be all but some trust is necessary).

I dont let people see my cards, sometimes I don't even look at my own (You don't look at your own cards? It sounds that you don't even know who you are because you are afraid to.)

If I keep myself guessing I can keep others guessing. (Why would anyone want to guess? This whole world is a game to the majority of people. No matter who I have contact with in my every day the one person I most definitely want to know is the one I am going to date and expose my real self to. It's that simple. There is give and take and right now it sounds like you are shutting yourself off to everyone including yourself).

I am who I am, and no one is as of yet deserving to see (Sure - I get what you are saying. It sounds like you are defensive. It sounds like you are afraid to open up in any way. It sounds like no one deserves to see the real you. And why is that? Are you afraid of being rejected? Unloveable? Stupid? Why would you feel that way unless something has happened in the past. Be yourself - everyone is unique and beautiful. You are!).

Please note this is what I hear you saying. I am not saying it is so and please note that every time I said the word, "sound", that this is again what I am hearing.

Unfortunately everyone in this big game of life is on guard, defensive, afraid - and we are losing ourselves. And we are not true to ourselves. But at some point you have to lower the walls in order to allow yourself to have a beautiful life and to share it with someone else that will do the same with you.

I truly wish you good luck!

originally posted by: Elysian

originally posted by: johnwick

originally posted by: Bluntone22
Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Men are talking....

Lol!

And grab me a beer babe, thanks.

Oh yes... send me to the room that has all the knives... and gas lines...and fire...

And with that, I think the mystery of why nobody is dating you has been solved.

originally posted by: ccseagull
a reply to: Elysian

Don't misunderstand me. Let's look this over. You said:

The real me will always be invisible to people I dont trust. (you don't trust people - but you will have to trust them in order to get them to trust you. You don't have to give your be all but some trust is necessary).

I dont let people see my cards, sometimes I don't even look at my own (You don't look at your own cards? It sounds that you don't even know who you are because you are afraid to.)

If I keep myself guessing I can keep others guessing. (Why would anyone want to guess? This whole world is a game to the majority of people. No matter who I have contact with in my every day the one person I most definitely want to know is the one I am going to date and expose my real self to. It's that simple. There is give and take and right now it sounds like you are shutting yourself off to everyone including yourself).

I am who I am, and no one is as of yet deserving to see (Sure - I get what you are saying. It sounds like you are defensive. It sounds like you are afraid to open up in any way. It sounds like no one deserves to see the real you. And why is that? Are you afraid of being rejected? Unloveable? Stupid? Why would you feel that way unless something has happened in the past. Be yourself - everyone is unique and beautiful. You are!).

Please note this is what I hear you saying. I am not saying it is so and please note that every time I said the word, "sound", that this is again what I am hearing.

Unfortunately everyone in this big game of life is on guard, defensive, afraid - and we are losing ourselves. And we are not true to ourselves. But at some point you have to lower the walls in order to allow yourself to have a beautiful life and to share it with someone else that will do the same with you.

I truly wish you good luck!

And thats the difference between you and other people
You analyze my statements and say what you deduce, rather then jump around and misread and then accuse me of saying something i didnt say.

a reply to: Elysian

Okay then, you're on the safe side: putting walls here and there. Maybe it's justified: you got hurt big time in youth and learned to play along, maybe. But thrust me, you have to know your own cards, to the very least, before going any further IF you want it to be remotely satisfying. Nobody goes to a store to buy anything without having a remote idea of what they want, the color they like, the size they wear. Learn from yourself a bit, open yourself to yourself and make the difference from what you want/like from the girl you 'play' (not mocking in any way here) to keep on going.

If you don't have a good idea where you want to go, how could you ask someone to ride along?

Be well!

Jeff

originally posted by: Shamrock6

originally posted by: Elysian

originally posted by: johnwick

originally posted by: Bluntone22
Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Men are talking....

Lol!

And grab me a beer babe, thanks.

Oh yes... send me to the room that has all the knives... and gas lines...and fire...

And with that, I think the mystery of why nobody is dating you has been solved.

Because i have no tolerance for Chauvinist Pigs?

originally posted by: johnwick

originally posted by: LookingForABetterLife
Convince ATS PTB to start an conspiracy themed dating site.

That is actually a great idea, that could bring more traffic to theabovenetworks LLC.

Yes, and we can call it the Double Padded Dating Forum.

And we can create virtual tokens where we can buy virtual popcorn and HFCS soda.

a reply to: LoveSolMoonDeath

I just .. dont want to turn out to be someone i hate...