Imagine we have been shown the world will end in 24 hours whats your last post to ATS?.

a reply to: boymonkey74

I believe I would save the planet. Follow me here, we "know" that the earth really is flat. (it's a mason thing, just go with me) and if we attach a couple rocket boosters on the far right side, (it must be the right for political reasons) and fire a series of 33 three second bursts, the Earth will rotate exactly 90 degrees, become thin, like a sheet of paper, and the asteroid would miss us by a few miles.

And please don't question me, my grandfather was a 33rd and worshiped Baal and Balphomet. Plus, I learned all this on the internet, so there is that.

a reply to: network dude

I will awake every day knowing that we are safe because of you.
You never need to pay taxes again.

"Life on Earth was hell anyway, so it's a good thing, don't feel sorry for anything and anyone, what will happen is exactly what's needed"

a reply to: boymonkey74

As Superman used to say, "Just seeing your smiling faces is all the thanks I need."

originally posted by: boymonkey74
So what would your message be to everyone?

Swing on the spiral...
(c) Tool

a reply to: boymonkey74

Well monkey boy... I think my energy would be left over after we are all obliterated ... So I guess I would say.. See or feel all y'all's energies in the next realm of whatever existence we may be in

much peace bro

My last post would be:

"I hope there's something after this. I'm an agnostic seeking gnosis, so I don't know one way or another. But I hope there is. If there isn't, then I hope there is other intelligent life out there that will succeed where we have failed. I love everyone and wish everyone peace in their final moments. I was privileged to be a member of this deeply flawed, insane, and destructive, yet beautiful, wonderful, creative, and miraculous species. I will not give up hope until the last moment. But if this is the end, then may the echo of our world propagate through time and space eternally.

Peace."

originally posted by: AceWombat04
My last post would be:

"I hope there's something after this. I'm an agnostic seeking gnosis, so I don't know one way or another. But I hope there is. If there isn't, then I hope there is other intelligent life out there that will succeed where we have failed. I love everyone and wish everyone peace in their final moments. I was privileged to be a member of this deeply flawed, insane, and destructive, yet beautiful, wonderful, creative, and miraculous species. I will not give up hope until the last moment. But if this is the end, then may the echo of our world propagate through time and space eternally.

Peace."

Wow.

That just put mine to shame.

I'd say, "Did I leave the stove on?"

a reply to: AceWombat04

I hope ET reads that one day dude .

a reply to: boymonkey74

Imagine we have been shown the world will end in 24 hours whats your last post to ATS?.

"Well, that's bright."

I'd say: "SO LONG, SUCKERS!"

Very likely whatever post had been made prior to learning of the end....

ATS rules....but not my concern over spending it with my partner and my family

originally posted by: Cuervo
a reply to: boymonkey74

Nekkid pics. Everybody should post naked pics if we had 24 hours to live. It would be the ATS version of an end-of-the-world orgy.

Of course, if the world didn't end, life would be hell for the mods the next day.

I don't know. It would depend on what the average ATS user looks like. Do they look like most people assume basement boy, keyboard warrior, no sun for years conspiracy theorists look like or do they look like something else entirely.

I'm a glass half full kind of gal...

And On Topic...

I'd likely post the yo-yo joke. It's the funniest I've ever heard and the end of the world would definitely call for some humor.

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

I'd likely post the yo-yo joke. It's the funniest I've ever heard and the end of the world would definitely call for some humor.

You know you have to post it now .

a reply to: hutch622

I second that motion I mean what If Kanga can't get to a computer we will all die not knowing this joke...

It wouldn't be wasted on the internet...

The Doom posters Would be the last to post!
" See! we had it right all along ! "

originally posted by: MrWendal
I would think I'd be a little too busy to worry about posting on ATS or any other site lol

Me too. But, if I did, it would be to tell everyone that we're about to get answers to a lot of our questions on here ! See you in Heaven.

Sorry dear ATS friends. If I had only 24 hours left, I wouldn't waste it on the internet.

a reply to: boymonkey74

To be honest I'd just get # faced drunk and tell everyone to go and eff themselves!