Florida Man Claims He Is The Devil… World Ending

So this former cashier claims to be Satan himself and claims he's going to kill billions of people starting August 24th!

The link can be found here at moron.com

The incarnation of the Devil

Seeing as he claims the "devil" was 10' tall with 12" horns I find this even more ridiculous but hey whatever turns your crank. You won't be seeing me bending over and worshipping this nutjob anytime soon.

a reply to: Kukri

Pfft, what a sad attention whore little pyschopathic twat that guy is.

I do hope he enjoys his padded cell after the Feds mark him as unstable and a potential terrorist.

This guy looks like he's a bit old to be a high school goth kid.

a reply to: Kukri

I would think that the devil would have better make-up.

a reply to: Woodcarver

And a better concept of what the Holy Trinity is or the fact "the devil" is not representative of the Fallen One. The moron couldn't even bother to do some actual research before his almost certainly chemically assisted possession.Oh and good luck killing the billions of people in Florida.

Sorry about the all caps title. I copy and pasted it and my rides here so i won't be able to change it in time.

Anyhoo off to work so I won't be able to reply back till Friday evening.

Only thing better than claiming the devil made me do it is, wait for it…

Hmm.... Not really interested in eternal life in Florida either.

I'll pass.

WHY ARE YOU YELLING!!!!!!

But this is a bit much.

Those who accept me will be given eternal life in Florida.

I am not sure I want eternal life in Florida. Too many mosquitos.

a reply to: Kukri

I wonder if Ace Cash Express had cctv footage of the 10' tall 12 horned red skined mofoho.

and Florida ffs? What about New Orleans - the devil would love New Orleans.

Hmmm, someone stared at the abyss and the abyss won.

a reply to: Sublimecraft

The devil is Georgia! Duh... Oh and he plays bluegrass music.

a reply to: network dude

Maybe that's the real reason a lot of the geriatric population seems to pile up there. Maybe they know/knew but don't know that they know/knew because how can they know if they don't know??

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
a reply to: Kukri

What about New Orleans - the devil would love New Orleans.

Maybe he's one of those who doesn't like to butter his toast where he makes his bread?

a reply to: Kukri

Oh no Bobo the clown is going to take over Florida.

He is ridiculous.

Thanks for the giggle.

As it appeared to be, it is a fake story for click bait sites. Search shows the stock photo of "him"

Seriously, if you want to avoid viruses stay away from those sites.

a reply to: Krazysh0t

I hate it when my recollections are off - I should have said Mississippi, the crossroad in Mississippi........



Plus Steve Vai and Satan look remarkably similar.

Eternal life in Florida? I've been to Florida. I'll take the death, pls.

a reply to: Lazarus Short

HAVE NO FEAR. I AM THE ACTUAL DEVIL.

I have no plans to kill anyone, I am actually a really nice guy who just got blamed for everything. Considering I was never real, I am more real as one who was treated as such.

WHO CARES. THE UNDERDOG ALWAYS HAS ITS FOLLOWERS JUST TO EVEN OUT THE PACK.

BYT MY REASONING IS AS FLAWED AS FOLLOWS

THE DEVIL ROSE UP AGAINST GOD. AS POWERFUL AS GOD WAS. GOD SUCCEEDED AND GAVE THE POWER OF THE EARTH TO HIM. CHRISTIANS NOW BELIEVE THEY ARE TAKING SPACESHIPS TO HEAVEN.

AS IF GOD DID CREATE THE UNIVERSE AND THE EARTH, BEFORE HE RELINQUISHED IT TO SATAN, HE THAN CREATED A WORLD MORE BEAUTIFUL?

MAKESE SENSE. HAIL SATAN. ENJOY THE SPACESHIPS TO THE REST OF YOU.

Whoa. The devil is one ugly chick.

Florida Man... you have serious problems, man.
I mean, just look at you!
Always doing those things!