After Some Lovin'...Make Me a Sammich!

a reply to: jude11

The PC douchebags strike again, now make me a damn sammich!

originally posted by: Aphorism
My wife asked nicely: "Would you be a man and open this jar?".

I replied, "Sure", and opened the jar.

Later on I asked nicely: "Would you be a woman and make me a sandwich?"

It didn't go over well.

Haha this is hilarious!!!!

a reply to: jude11

What a bunch of over-reacting selfish strong-word-for-vaginas to get bent out of shape over that article. I've made mine freakin' brownies after the mattress mambo (no really, I did. Burned them, though) I've done a lot of these things in the vid, even the bringing of a beer post-shower(and in a beer mug no less) It's called being thoughtful towards your significant other, the little things like those damn well matter. A lot of women just aren't anything but self-centered anymore, and can't figure out why they're still single, or divorced already. Hey honey? Spoil him back, you're no princess & it's a two-way street.

originally posted by: Nyiah
a reply to: jude11

What a bunch of over-reacting selfish strong-word-for-vaginas to get bent out of shape over that article. I've made mine freakin' brownies after the mattress mambo (no really, I did. Burned them, though) I've done a lot of these things in the vid, even the bringing of a beer post-shower(and in a beer mug no less) It's called being thoughtful towards your significant other, the little things like those damn well matter. A lot of women just aren't anything but self-centered anymore, and can't figure out why they're still single, or divorced already. Hey honey? Spoil him back, you're no princess & it's a two-way street.

I asked but my wife says I can't marry you.

Jude

originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: jude11

Women have it so easy.

When my wife wanted a watch?

I bought her a stove with a clock in it.

That was your ex right?



Jude

a reply to: jude11

What!

You want the truth?

I am, but a humble stable boy to my Queen.

(at least, that's one of the games we play)

originally posted by: grey580
In this world a man needs to be a man and be in control of his wife.

So take me for instance.

I always tell my wife, "Woman! If you need a manicure. You go right now to the mall and get that done. And while you're at it get a pedicure. Don't forget to do your eyebrows as well. Also while we are at it. If you walk by Forever XXI and see something you like. Try it on and get it if it fits. Oh and I see you're out of perfume. So go to Macy's and get that Miss Diore you like."

This is how I roll.. My wife better spend my money!

I have one of those too...

back when I actually had a girlfriend I had a day off on one of the days she worked.

I often would have a glass of her favorite wine ready to go the second she came through the door. I'd let her watch her favorite dvr program and maybe play with her hair or give her shoulders a rub while she relaxed on the couch for about 45 min when she got home.

in return she would often have a full meal cooked and waiting for me when I got in the door.

for both if us these were simple acts that really went a long way. it was called mutual respect and kindness.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I keep telling my wife that if she wants a nice Coach bag or something similar to get it.

However she is a bit resistant at spending so much on herself.

I'm gonna have to give her a talking to.

originally posted by: grey580

I keep telling my wife that if she wants a nice Coach bag or something similar to get it.

However she is a bit resistant at spending so much on herself.

I'm gonna have to give her a talking to.

Me: "Get yourself something nice for your B-Day."

Her: "Indeed I will. I shall purchase a handbag constructed in Italy of the finest deceased reptile, preferably python."

Me: "Sandwich?"

Her: *crickets chirping* *tumbleweed rolls past*

mmm ok

my dictionary says


Make me a sandwich ....



A sexist phrase that a male says to a female when he's drunk and/or hungry.
*GIRL TALKING TO FRIEND*

Girl: My boyfriend keeps yelling at me, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH, B***!" He's being sexist and now I need a good comeback to say to him.. ANY SUGGESTIONS?

Guy friend: Well, you better comeback with a god damn sandwich.









peanut grease and jelly sir ????

a reply to: grey580

yes Dear

originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: jude11

Women have it so easy.

When my wife wanted a watch?

I bought her a stove with a clock in it.

You Sir are a veritable chick-magnet!
My Hubs got me a self propelled toro for valentines day......it's RED
( eyes glaze over dreamily)

T&C's prevent me describing what he got in return for the electric pole saw, or my own socket set........
If memory serves, he had to call off work the next day.........giggles!

originally posted by: Caver78

originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: jude11

Women have it so easy.

When my wife wanted a watch?

I bought her a stove with a clock in it.

You Sir are a veritable chick-magnet!
My Hubs got me a self propelled toro for valentines day......it's RED

( eyes glaze over dreamily)

T&C's prevent me describing what he got in return for the electric pole saw, or my own socket set........
If memory serves, he had to call off work the next day.........giggles!

So many wimmin, so little time....and permission.

Jude

a reply to: jude11

This thread makes me want to propose.

Just saw this and thought of this thread...