After Some Lovin'...Make Me a Sammich!

Ok, so the title is going to draw ire from some, cheers from others. But, I didn't make it up!

Here's the issue tho...Some seem to believe it takes us back to the 1950's...Others believe it's just an act of kindness. I agree with the latter of course but what do I know? I'm just a man who isn't allowed to stretch my legs on a subway.



It's called respect for your partner people! And one more thing, if I do a kindness for my wife am I less of a man? Why would my wife be less of a woman if she does me a kindness in return?

Get over it, stay in your house where you create your own World and stay out of other people's houses is what I have to say.

Now, excuse me while I do some dishes while my wife makes me a sammich.

Peace

a reply to: jude11

On the other side, I have seen a million tips on how to make her fall in love with you. Things like, have a living plant at your place so she knows you can care for something other than yourself. They go both ways, no need for a bunch of outrage. Move on, more to life than one crisis after another.

In this world a man needs to be a man and be in control of his wife.

So take me for instance.

I always tell my wife, "Woman! If you need a manicure. You go right now to the mall and get that done. And while you're at it get a pedicure. Don't forget to do your eyebrows as well. Also while we are at it. If you walk by Forever XXI and see something you like. Try it on and get it if it fits. Oh and I see you're out of perfume. So go to Macy's and get that Miss Diore you like."

This is how I roll.. My wife better spend my money!

a reply to: grey580

Lol, you remind me of me.

originally posted by: grey580
In this world a man needs to be a man and be in control of his wife.

So take me for instance.

I always tell my wife, "Woman! If you need a manicure. You go right now to the mall and get that done. And while you're at it get a pedicure. Don't forget to do your eyebrows as well. Also while we are at it. If you walk by Forever XXI and see something you like. Try it on and get it if it fits. Oh and I see you're out of perfume. So go to Macy's and get that Miss Diore you like."

This is how I roll.. My wife better spend my money!

My wife agrees. lol

Jude

a reply to: jude11

lol!! My initial reaction to the title:

What are you, five?
Make your own damn sandwich, and while you're at it, work on the proper pronunciation and stop sounding like a hick. I need a cigarette.

a reply to: jude11

After some loving my wife would make me a sammich but I would be asleep before she got back.

How else are you supposed to stay married and happy if you dont do acts of kindness for each other?

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
a reply to: jude11

lol!! My initial reaction to the title:

What are you, five?
Make your own damn sandwich, and while you're at it, work on the proper pronunciation and stop sounding like a hick. I need a cigarette.

And there it is!

Humor is lost on some I see.

Oh well...NO SAMMICH FOR YOU! lol

Jude

a reply to: jude11

I'll make my own. You always burn the toast and put the wrong insides on them anyway.

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
a reply to: jude11

I'll make my own. You always burn the toast and put the wrong insides on them anyway.

I only do that so you say "Leave it alone...I'll do it!"

And that's how I get a sammich!

Jude

a reply to: jude11

Hey, if you want a burned sand-wich with ketchup, tomatoes, and baloney, then have at it.
I'm not eating it.

a reply to: jude11

Tried my best to post something meaningful and sensible, sorry.

If I've just been on top of you for 25 min doing all the work you can bet your ass you're making me a sammich or some juice. If not, you're on top next time!

*marches away screaming EQUAAAAALIIIIIITYYYYYYY*

Sorry ladies!

originally posted by: BelowLowAnnouncement
a reply to: jude11

Tried my best to post something meaningful and sensible, sorry.

If I've just been on top of you for 25 min doing all the work you can bet your ass you're making me a sammich or some juice. If not, you're on top next time!

*marches away screaming EQUAAAAALIIIIIITYYYYYYY*

Sorry ladies!

25 minutes? My wife must never find out.

a reply to: alienjuggalo

Yeah I like to finish up with a 20 minute nap on top of her before I eat.

My wife asked nicely: "Would you be a man and open this jar?".

I replied, "Sure", and opened the jar.

Later on I asked nicely: "Would you be a woman and make me a sandwich?"

It didn't go over well.

a reply to: jude11

Your wife is obviously a smart lady.

originally posted by: grey580
a reply to: jude11

Your wife is obviously a smart lady.

And she makes great sammiches as well.

Jude

a reply to: jude11

Women have it so easy.

When my wife wanted a watch?

I bought her a stove with a clock in it.

a reply to: jude11

I can't believe they apologized for the article. Women AND men could make their lives MUCH happier, sexier and more loving if they would BOTH take care of each other in this thoughtful way. This door swings both ways.

a reply to: jude11

I make food for friends, bring them beers, make them tea... no significant other status is required to care for people a great deal, and want to see to what needs they might have, with which one might help.