Rapture, Massive Earthquake In Less Than 12 Hours!

Salam Ramadan,

Just a clue.

Salam Saladin.


Fox.

originally posted by: beezzer

originally posted by: FinalCountdown
a reply to: zazzafrazz
Yeah, we're all dead.
But the Internet is still up and aparanrly stretched coverage in the afterlife.
The bills have been forwarded here to. That sucks.

I don't think this is Heaven.

My cable channels are all Kardashian Networks.

. . . . uh-oh

No I know. But I checked into that. Turns out this is heaven, but we were lied to about how great it was supposed to be.

Turns out Clear Channel bought out most of gods shares back in 08.
You can't even watch the duke boys here anymore.

Also, turkey bacon only?
What's up with that?
I'm going back down. This time as an oak tree. Should be fun

Well that was fun. How long til the next Rapture?

Did it pass already, I must have missed it !

Counting down till the next big EQ prediction thread

a reply to: Farlander


the Jewish mysticism meme is not for Christians...so stop trying to include non Jews into the narrative prediction/prophecy about the number of Sabbaths that will transpire...

only some Jews will be caught up in a Rapture (death by transfiguration) along with some Gentiles

I remind everyone of the 2012 epic fail... because that world-wide change was intended for the line of people we call Mayan and the predictions were intended only for them and not the planet

~same thing with the Torah prophecy, the EQ + rapture events will not be actual, physical events but a 'spiritual' EQ + rapture will befall the 'people of the tribal God'.(.i.e.: Jews)

I have a strong 6th sense this doom-gloom devestation will have some blow-back about the Iran/Persia nuclear deal with Obama & the Congress (both houses) turning their law-making backs on Israel, the nation and people...




relevant article:

shoebat.com...

"The Bible Prophesied About Obama’s ‘Nuclear Deal With Iran’ And Predicted It Will Be A Complete Catastrophe"
By Shoebat Foundation on July 14, 2015

a reply to: zazzafrazz

We're dead. We're just waiting for someone to prove we're not.

originally posted by: awareness10
a reply to: zazzafrazz

We're dead. We're just waiting for someone to prove we're not.

This is ATS.

Someone will be along in a few minutes to debunk death.

a reply to: beezzer

Yes, you're quite right

I'd hate for my car to continue on without me and hit a heathen.

a reply to: SlapMonkey

Damn, that's funny stuff. I nearly choked !!

hey!
I found some of the old doom-maps!!!

americaninfomaps.wordpress.com...

originally posted by: Krazysh0t
a reply to: ketsuko

Hun, this earthquake was supposed to happen 2 am Eastern time as per the OP.

Tomorrow! Or actually more like tonight around 2am eastern time. There's a countdown below. It's all based on the Torah calendar and I don't completely understand how they arrive at this date, but hmmm....interesting.

My clock on my PC currently says it is 8:32 AM and I am in Maryland.

Oh, I know. I clearly said that I didn't think it was going down last night.

I am talking about later on.

a reply to: ketsuko

I mean, EVENTUALLY the world will be rocked by a massive earthquake, but that is a certainty. Earthquakes are common geological events on this planet so saying such things is pretty much uttering a totality.

Stew Shephard was talking about just this topic...

a reply to: Farlander

Well, I finally got home from the bunker and looks like ol' Feltrick got fooled again! Wife and kids upset, boss upset due to another missed day of work, and scotch/slim jim supplies ridiculously low.

When will I learn.

Oh well, need to prepare for September as that must be true since Madonna wrote a song about it.

originally posted by: Aryameher
Shouting death to america all those years must have finally paid off.

Are you americans dead yet?

I'm guessing you're not going to "friend" many of us on Facebook.

amiright?

a reply to: Farlander Burp, can you spare some beer buddy.

originally posted by: Caver78
hey!
I found some of the old doom-maps!!!

americaninfomaps.wordpress.com...

Great find. Interesting. I'll be on beach front herein North Carolina..

And that my friends is why I only buy one banana at a time instead by the bunches.

More than 12 hours... Where are the Seals being poured out? Wormwood? Horsemen?

Come on... At least give us Onan spilling his seed!