Illuminati insider appalling letter prt 3

a reply to: JUhrman

But who created the absolute? to be nothing is something.
What If the absolute doesn't believe that he was created? Is the absolute an atheist?.

a reply to: notmyrealname

Do you think it is a job that requires an application form or a cover letter/resume combo?

a reply to: MorpheusNeo123

Can you put that in the upcoming you tube video you will make? you know you crying for us all.
Cos I think you have never actually cried for any of us lot.

originally posted by: MonkeyFishFrog
a reply to: notmyrealname

Do you think it is a job that requires an application form or a cover letter/resume combo?

Didn't I already say I get to be Absolute today? Coulda sworn I called dibs on that already. To answer your question, it requires only scotch. Single malt.

a reply to: admirethedistance

I really hope you took a righteous toke off of it. That is legendary in the stoner circles.

a reply to: notmyrealname I am that messenger. The absolute is nothing. He becomes everything through the creator. I am his messenger.

originally posted by: boymonkey74
a reply to: JUhrman

But who created the absolute? to be nothing is something.
What If the absolute doesn't believe that he was created? Is the absolute an atheist?.

First the Absolute is eternal and beyond the concept of time. So it can neither be created nor destroyed.

Second the absolute is not "nothing", it's not "empty". I reckon the word "void" used by the OP is deceiving but what the absolute really is is "undifferentiated". So in a sense yes it's unlike the physical matter we are used to but truly it isn't "nothing". Just nothing in particular.

a reply to: admirethedistance

Crap, I don't drink. Feels like I get kicked hard in the sternum any time I do. Guess you are the only one qualified as an Absolute. Probably better you anyways.

originally posted by: MorpheusNeo123
a reply to: boymonkey74 No I care. I've cried many times in your sake. But those who will not listen those who will not come to the truth. Those who keep my life and others in complete darkness and suffering shall pay and yes my feelings for you will leave on judgement day for you will be no longer an issue of any kind and yes I will laugh in victory.

...and yes I will laugh in victory.

If you cannot even get one of us here to take you at all seriously, would that not mean that you were a total failure at doing your "job"? What do you think the creator does with messengers that don't do their job? Last I knew failing an attempt or receiving a different result from the one tasked was failure; not victory.

…I'll hold a place for you in line down here when he finds out….

originally posted by: MorpheusNeo123
a reply to: notmyrealname I am that messenger. The absolute is nothing. He becomes everything through the creator. I am his messenger.

So... you are Alan Rickman?

Morpheus according to NOI Yakub created the white man through grafting, and used Tricknology to help them rule over the earth.

Whats your take on this?

originally posted by: MonkeyFishFrog
a reply to: admirethedistance

I really hope you took a righteous toke off of it. That is legendary in the stoner circles.

But of course. My boss, the director of operations, was nowhere to be found, and everyone that went within 100 feet of the hallway leading to the green rooms was getting contact high anyway, so I did what any good American would do: hesitated for a second, til I realized he was serious, probably grinned like a stupid kid (just guessing), ripped it like a champ, and coughed my lungs up lol.

a reply to: admirethedistance

That makes my night more than this hilarious thread does.

a reply to: MonkeyFishFrog

I do believe that we have all earned sacred stoner Pikachu points for learning about the stuff here first so a printed transcript of this thread should suffice; Hey, please don't steal my job, I was looking forward to it….

originally posted by: notmyrealname
a reply to: MonkeyFishFrog

I do believe that we have all earned sacred stoner Pikachu points for learning about the stuff here first so a printed transcript of this thread should suffice; Hey, please don't steal my job, I was looking forward to it….

a reply to: admirethedistance The absolute is nothing. Do you wish to be nothing? Not even the absolute wants to be nothing this why he manifested himself as the creator.

originally posted by: admirethedistance

originally posted by: notmyrealname
a reply to: MonkeyFishFrog

I do believe that we have all earned sacred stoner Pikachu points for learning about the stuff here first so a printed transcript of this thread should suffice; Hey, please don't steal my job, I was looking forward to it….

Best. Thread. Ever.

originally posted by: MorpheusNeo123
a reply to: admirethedistance The absolute is nothing. Do you wish to be nothing? Not even the absolute wants to be nothing this why he manifested himself as the creator.

You said the Absolute was both nothing and everything. I am everything. Isn't this a Mudvayne song?

You made the following comment as your first ever post on ATS with this user name;

People are crazy!!!

Talk about the Pot calling the Kettle Black!!

originally posted by: MorpheusNeo123
The absolute is nothing.

The Absolute asked me to tell you to stop talking sh*t about It.

It certainly isn't "nothing" and is actually the opposite of nothing.