Women ?????? Share your story, wisdom, song or desperation .

Since I can cover all four of those topics . I feel comfortable in this thread . I felt the need to write this because of all the heart broken, down trodden, dreams crushed desperate threads from men on the relationship threads lately .

Well for guys in that position I will impart some wisdom with this song. This is the only time the Rolling Stones combined country, gospel, depression, truck driving and bars into a single song.




Moving on ............

Here's a story about a friend of mine .

This guy was totally whooped , Head over heels turn your paycheck over on Friday in love with this woman . She was half Cherokee Indian and half crazy . Lol

To make A long story short, I watched a turbulent relationship for four years where my buddy was on the receiving end almost every time . Eventually one night and she smashed his head through a plate glass dining room table . The police had to come and she was charged with a felony . It meant nothing to her she went on a lamb for four years .


Here's what a prick I am ............

I called him about six months after she left town. I pretended I was a prison guard , and told him she had escaped and threaten to kill him . For the next four years I called occasionally just to freak my buddy out .

Anyway ............




We also used to play this song regularly for him every time he walked in the bar .





Jimmy Sole had the key to the whole conundrum years ago .

a reply to: Greathouse

What a friend. Wow! That's something that I'd do. Just so I can sit back and watch the fun. Did he ever figure out what was going on?

I just realized something. I do not want anyone to think I am sexist on this thread . So all women you are more than welcome to share the same information about any man you choose .


Anybody that read the title knows this thread will be monitored. So everyone retain the decorum and follow the TC's .

a reply to: Skid Mark



We finally told him one night at a fish fry . He laughed his ass off then got back at me a few months later. I would rather not talk about that if you don't mind . Lol

a reply to: Greathouse

Hell yes, we wanna know! Spill....how did he pay you back? T &Cs followed, of course!

a reply to: Greathouse
I love revenge stories lol. I have a few of my own. It's cool though. Some things are just too painful or embarrassing to discuss. Others don't fit with t&cs.

a reply to: Ultralight

Alright I'll fess up one night he introduced me to my first wife .





Before you ask how many times I have been married. I will put it this way ....., I have bought more than one house for a woman that now hates me . Lol

a reply to: Greathouse

LMAO!! I won't go there.

I suspect you bought your divorce attorney a new home too?

a reply to: Ultralight

Yes but it's a small town they all used the same attorney . . ( that guy knows my bank statements better than I do )


If I was to give him a call right now he would probably tell me to post this !!!!




All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.


I have found it really pays to keep that saved in your quotes . Lol

a reply to: Greathouse

I wished more man knew sexist is funny .
I wished woman just chilled out.

a reply to: Greathouse

See below...I am a fast learner!

a reply to: Ultralight



attorney

I will be the witness

u are gem of ATS
finally

originally posted by: Layaly
a reply to: Greathouse

I wished more man knew sexist is funny .

I wished woman just chilled out.

It's been a really confused issue since the 70s . After Bruce Jenner I think sex might even have become a gray issue .

a reply to: Greathouse

My wisdom: man are sexist.. but harmless..



My wisdom: woman are the boss..

The whole day I dont open my mouth ..and by the end of the night I have been accused of who knows what..
What can I do.. just have a beer and smile politely.. at the end of a day I need her tomorrow

a reply to: Layaly



How long of you been in a relationship? I cannot believe that any man hasn't learned the key to happiness? And it's so easy and it's only two words !!!


YES DEAR.


Lol

a reply to: Greathouse


NO DEAR

my advice to man

When a woman is speaking to you she is not asking for your opinion..

I always just remember the last word in a sentence.. just in case she wants to see if I am listening..

a reply to: Greathouse

No thread drift intended, but Grays are an alien species, no?

a reply to: Greathouse

I am no man, but I learned long time ago the two words needed to bring sudden end to any argument:

You're Right!

I had a male buddy who married one of those women---nothing pleased her for more than 5 minutes---and when she was displeased the entire neighborhood knew it. The trouble was, the neighborhood knew that he was a fine man, a hard worker and excellent provider for her sorry behind. He put up with what she dished out for many years. Nobody understood why but hey, that's love. He had to live with her, we didn't. But eventually she found a richer guy that paid attention to her and she took off. She decided to make it a nasty divorce despite the fact that she had abandoned the marriage.
The scales fell from my buddy's eyes finally. His revenge went this way: Every spring break she made the trek to Florida. This year she was doing it in what he considered his vehicle (the divorce wasn't final) so on the night before she was scheduled to leave, knowing that her habit was to gas up the night before, load everything up and go to bed early for an early start. He went to her place and changed the locking gas cap on the vehicle. Then he sat back and waited for her to call.
It was reported that the phone lines from her location in Tennessee to his location in KY were completely melted down. Her tirade would violate the rules in this forum so I'll just say that she was terribly displeased.

a reply to: Layaly

I blush...