ISIS Executes 3 Pigeons on 'Spying' Charges

originally posted by: roadgravel

originally posted by: IAMTAT
...so ISIS really had no choice but to behead them.

Any truth that Ozzy Osbourne has been given the task of executioner?

IDK...But those Syrian pigeons are hung like horses.

a reply to: xuenchen

I suspect a coop- the bird has left the nest. I don't mean to ruffle anyone's feathers but this story is comic gold.

When I asked how they receive the intelligence that the pigeons were spies .

A ISIS spokesman replied.....,, " A little bird told us " .

Funny last week was the same story but they said that they executed 3 boys for breeding the pigeons that were showing their genitals. You know, in the Second World War it was common for people to hear that the Japanese eat babies. This is the same crap.

If they went and destroyed all those birds, I hope they at least ate them. It's a food source and a war is going on. Just a thought.

The pigeons drew cartoons of Mohammad.

originally posted by: damwel
Funny last week was the same story but they said that they executed 3 boys for breeding the pigeons that were showing their genitals. You know, in the Second World War it was common for people to hear that the Japanese eat babies. This is the same crap.

Yeah the source for this OP links to that story within its story.

originally posted by: FlyersFan
If they went and destroyed all those birds, I hope they at least ate them. It's a food source and a war is going on. Just a thought.

I heard they taste like chicken.

a reply to: xuenchen

You could say ISIS's goose is cooked, convicting those poor pigeons on a poultry charge is not fair.

All avian jokes aside they must realize that carrier pigeons haven't been in vogue since WW2.

a reply to: xuenchen

Sounds like some fanatical Islamic terrorists are suffering from a wee little bit of pee-pee envy.

If this isn't a hoax or war propaganda, and has any chance of being true, the leadership of the group should just resign in mass and enter therapy. Borders on the insane, and like Hitler's top staff, some of the people around them have to know that they are likely insane but can't speak up or even hint at it. Sounds like it could be false propaganda though, because if not, WTFlock (pigeon flock that is).

Speed is a hell of a drug !

Hey Abdul let's take apart these ak47's and see if we can get a radio signal with them! Do I have camel spiders crawling all over me?

Didn't the Iranians a few years back accuse someone of using pigeons to spy on their nuclear areas?

a reply to: IAMTAT

Ya squab is good. Can get it in a lot of Chinese food restaurants.

Can even legally hunt them in many states

originally posted by: snowspirit
I never even thought to look at birds genitals as they are flying overhead. Aren't they all covered up by their feathers?
What a warped way of thinking - who gives bird's privates a thought to begin with?

As for them spying, were they carrying little cameras?

That's what happens when religion CONTROLS your life !

originally posted by: roadgravel

originally posted by: IAMTAT
...so ISIS really had no choice but to behead them.

Any truth that Ozzy Osbourne has been given the task of executioner?

That would be bats , not pigeons..

originally posted by: Gothmog

originally posted by: roadgravel

originally posted by: IAMTAT
...so ISIS really had no choice but to behead them.

Any truth that Ozzy Osbourne has been given the task of executioner?

That would be bats , not pigeons..

I would think that is a good qualification. Bat head biting is way down so this is his chance to retool. and help the cause.

a reply to: xuenchen
Wow!
I knew these ISIS bastards were whacky... but holy cow, they are really freaking NUTS!

Pigeon breeding is an 'un-Islamic pastime'.

ETA:
I was just thinking....
Apparently goat breeding isn't 'un-Islamic'.
Plenty of goats over there.

a reply to: butcherguy

Anything they don't like is considered "un-islamic".

It reads like a Onion article but it's actually real. This is hilarious.