You're the only man/woman left on earth with the other gender - what would you miss most?

a reply to: boymonkey74
Oh my goodness!

Sounds like a male dairy or factory farm.
They'll probably pump us full of steroids and antibiotics to keep the quota of two buckets a day!
I hope there's a free-range option where milk-maids have warm hands.

a reply to: halfoldman

Human identities, relationships and bodies are very complex.

yes and all this BS in world is stopping me to enjoy my body
lol how bizzare

just a tbought never mind

btw I wrote my reply

I didnt see any other replies lol

??? what the hell

now I look back and what the heck happened??
sorry peep and op


the entire time I had 2pages 6 members replies so far all up????

In all honestly If I awoke finding out I was the last man alive I would blow my brains out.
Leaving a note "Dear ladies so long and thanks for all the boobs".

adoloescent fantasies aside - i really dont think most people have actualy thought through the implications of the entire plannet suddenly waking up with only one living example of < insert gender >

a reply to: KnightLight
a reply to: halfoldman
where the hell am I ?

this thread looks nothing alike the one I was posting in

OP I saw no replies of yours to others so so sorry
I don't even know what u guys chatted here about omg


lol sorry people
Ignore my replies

a reply to: ignorant_ape

If it was men gone womankind would and could carry on but If the women went I give it 7 days before all us men blew it all up.

a reply to: boymonkey74
Very true.
And it's not just an adolescent fantasy.
Not only is an increasing feminist discourse about men trying to demolish masculinity (not to knock all feminists, many don't like the trend either), but some ultra-liberal parents are already trying to raise their kids "post-gender".

OK, maybe those influential groups seem radical at the moment, but when "men" no longer exist, the world will be a very sad place for me.
You just can't have a laugh as you can with other bros around.

a reply to: MimiSia
It's all good.
No apologies required.
Was a pleasure chatting to you.

originally posted by: ignorant_ape
adoloescent fantasies aside - i really dont think most people have actualy thought through the implications of the entire plannet suddenly waking up with only one living example of < insert gender >

Oh, i've thought it through. I'd make billions as the only person left on Earth that could open a jar of pickles.

originally posted by: boymonkey74
If you were the only man you would end up strapped to a machine pumped full of viagra and milked.
Not in any good way either.

Sure.. as soon as I tap out. The thread got honest and interesting

For starters.
Bigfatfurrytexan... you bring a good point. Opposites attract good conversation.( opposite sex and dialogue. I get along better to women )
Biymonkey74... as a result of Seven back surgeries.. and viagra does Not
work due to nerve damage and not blood flow. This would be a nightmare. ( strapped to a machine and milked would kill me )
Knightlight... an honest kindness..
Mimisia... a statistical anomaly... ( but for shame throwing in a wrench with Jenner! ) that was my fear too.

And the OP, Halffoldman for reiterating that this is a 2 way thread..

To all. A reproductive note.. sperm is always reproduced.. Eggs are finite... but spread it around the globe.. and we have a 7 tribes issue... no defects.






My reason for the difference in movies... Blazing saddles would go 2 ways..
1. The passing of gas would be high pitched... dogs would freak out.
2. Nothing would happen. Cause... women don't pass gas.

Good thread

a reply to: halfoldman
I mean, I was raised at a time where there was heavy censorship, but the boys still used dirty words and told filthy jokes.

I wonder if it's still like that?

If somebody saw a girl we'd all be quiet, or huddle.

Then the teen hormones kicked in, and they all got married.
To be male and alone is a pain in the heart.
But now half are divorced, so the fun is back.
Joke.
Just the married ones also like their "bro time", even if it's just a few shots and a beer.

a reply to: halfoldman

same

originally posted by: markosity1973
Being gay.

The responsibility for the continuation of the human race would fall on my shoulders and I'd have to things that the very thought of make me shudder to ensure we did not become extinct

Ah, 'One man's Heaven is another man's Hell' I guess! LOL

a reply to: halfoldman

I would just hope my libido would keep up! If you add the stipulation that I also become 15 again, with all the same hormones, I'd be all for it!

I wouldn't want sex to start to become monotonous....Get too much of anything, and even delightful things, can eventually become a chore!

If men disappeared, I'd miss the barbershop.

We have two main places for men's haircuts at the moment.

The one is a little cheaper, but all the "stylists" are women.
First it was the only choice (apart from pricey female salons).
No, it was awful going for a haircut.
Women hanging on their phones, chewing smelly food, telling you all their nonsense, or being put through an interrogation.
Yuck - no, no, no.
Disgusting.
Women are not barbers!

A male barber opens.
A little more money, but what a relief!
No attempt at gossip or dodgy interrogation.
No guided questions that make you feel like crap.
Good cut.
Not sure what culture, but the two barbers come from a culture where men don't always feel on the defensive.
They're comfortable with their masculinity.

Female "hair-stylsists" can bugger off, or do their own gender.

Without male barbershops I'd rather let my hair grow.

a reply to: halfoldman

a reply to: halfoldman

or

www.youtube.com...

But would life really be fun as the only male on earth?

Oh, this sounds great on paper...

The reality though, is much different. (especially if there is a relationship with one or more of the ladies).
Even if there isn't, you still have to tiptoe around EACH woman's feelings, insecurities, hangups, pet peeves, etc.

At least at best, it would only be about 16 years (as no doubt, some of the children to come from intercourse would be males also). So, once they are ready to do breeding duty, time to pick a favorite, and seclude yourself a bit.

Don't get me wrong, more than one gal is great fun, but it's like many cities....great to visit, but you don't want to live there.

(so just because a woman is gay it doesnt mean they dont enjoy male company)

Man, now I really miss my LBF (Lesbian Best Friend). Used to work together, but she moved up north. Was pretty cool getting a female perspective on things, without any kind of sexual tension. Don't get me wrong, she was cute, but knowing that nothing would happen definitely created kind of a safe environment to discuss anything. For both of us. Was kind of cool. Plus our significant others didn't care, because they knew the deal.

a reply to: bhornbuckle75
Oh , I'm sure the reigning cow will keep us on a Viagra drip (as mentioned before).
I'd be questioning why they keep us in factories, when I could easily do two buckets of the stuff with Internet porn.
Just squeeze out my carpet.